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Turtle infatuation

To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.
johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation
by sackmaster93 July 24, 2009
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proximity infatuation

Constant close quarters lead to intense attraction.
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."
I am experiencing proximity infatuation right now.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)

F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.
by Straight Shooter April 30, 2008
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infactuation

infactuation means when u think that u like/love someone but u really don't.
i can't believe that shawn had only an infactuation for me!!!
by kayla April 2, 2005
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infatuationship

A relationship where you're just in it for the sexual favors or just to show off your girl/guy to your friends. It usually doesn't last long and is filled with arguments and misunderstandings. Can sometimes be linked with douchebags and whores.
-Hey bro. What happened to Ana?

--Aww dude, it didn't end well. She was hot and all but I was just in it for the sex. She made me look like a total stud. We were arguing too much and its gone too far, so I had to jump ship bro.

-Ah, sounds like a total infatuationship man.
by its N-Dizzle February 11, 2012
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Infatuation Marriage

Infatuation Marriage = Social Media/Stars that marry before 25 years old. Example: Bieber and Bieber (formerly Baldwin).
They were an infatuation marriage.
by Wordsmithyall February 7, 2019
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Top-Shelf Infatuation

When you are so into someone it makes you weak.
That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!
by Geshur J. February 16, 2022
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Infactuation

Often confused for infatuation, Infactuation should be recognised on it's own terms as being in the state of obsessively seeking the facts. People who try to win arguments by using either real or made up evidence are guilty of being in this state.
How dare you accuse me of infactuation, I'm only telling you what the report says.
by wordwraith April 19, 2014
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