Infinite Silver

That one place that isn't even fucking silver, it was also a cause of insanity until it was solved.

Bro have you been to Infinite Silver yet?

by Pseudanymous February 10, 2023

infinite dimensions

A now-popular phrase in string theory and cosmology first coined by John Archibald Wheeler in the 1950's. Revived by Nicholas Meyler in the early 1980's (re-invented while a student at Princeton University enrolled in a Metaphysics of Time-Travel class), the term applies to both dimensions of infinite size (as opposed to particle physicists' idea of smaller higher dimensions as in Kaluza-Klein theory, standard string theory, etc.) and to an infinite number of dimensions. The innovation, if any, is that previously, 'infinite dimensions' had only been accepted in the realm of mathematics (Linear Algebra, Markovian Statistics, n-Dimensional Geometry, etc.), whereas Meyler proposed the obviousness of the infinite dimensional model being a reality, and suggested that they need not be 'small'.

While current theory is that there are 11 or 12 dimensions (string theory), Meyler advocates the infinite dimensional model based on the principle called "Ockham's Razor".

Stephen Hawking writes about infinite dimensions in an article in the collection "300 Years of Gravitation" (edited by Hawking and Israel, copyright 1987). John Wheeler's theory of infinite dimensions from the 1950's seemed to be about quantum-sized dimensions, and not large ones.

by Nicholas J. Meyler May 6, 2007

infinite loop

See loop, infinite.

by Andy September 14, 2003

infinite jack

The act of jacking off to a picture of yourself jacking off.

He found his own touch most satisfying while caught in the midst of an Infinite Jack.

by aggrobot October 18, 2006

Mellan Chollie and the Infinite Sadness

hey, guy who wrote definition above this one!!!! THAT IS NOT THE WAY TO SPELL "MELLON COLLIE" if you are as you say over-obsessed with the pumpkins...you should know how to spell Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness! But anyway kickass album, essential listening.

Hey jackass, your stupid!

by Druinn November 30, 2004

infinite warfare

The definition of aids and the 45th most disliked video on yt coming in at 300k likes and 1.6 million dislikes!

COD FANBOY: SQUEEEEEEEK OHHHHH HEEEEELLLLL YEAHHHHHH INFINITEEE WFAREW IS GOING TO BE AWEE#WESOME
coopdawg04: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SQUEAKER YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING AND OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE AIDS COD HAS DIED OUT BECAUSE OF INFINITE WARFARE JUST GET BATTLEFIELD 1 YOU FUCKING PUSSY

by coopdawg043 May 11, 2016

Infinitesimal

1) Defined as the reciprocal of infinity (1/infinity), if you say that pico and nano are "next to nothing", then infinitesimal has his cock up nothing's arse.
2) Just really, REALLY fucking small.

1) The reciprocal graph's distance from its asymptote gets infinitesimal, but they never meet.
2) The amount of homework I've done this evening lolololol

by Itz Rob May 16, 2018