Infectionate

A portmanteau of the words infection and affectionate.

A term used to describe when two people (usually a couple) are being affectionate towards each other by means of cuddling, kissing, and everything else couples do to show their love and affection. But, at the same time of affection, one person in the couple is sick, causing the other to get sick not long after.

Kind of annoying, really.

*A couple cuddling*
Girlfriend: Oh, baby, I love you so much!
Boyfriend: I love you too!
Girlfriend: Oh..... I also have a cold, just saying...
Boyfriend: AHH! YOU'RE BEING INFECTIONATE!

by Sho Fo-Sho March 4, 2011

shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE

Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.

by King Pinch October 10, 2009

Dick Inhalation

To intensely suck one's penis; to devour le dick

Basically a fancy way of saying blowjob
*slurmp*

Person 1: What'd you two do last night

Person 2: Oh you know, she gave me a good dick inhalation

Person 1: Nice, man *high fives*

by Ur mum (ooohhh got em) November 19, 2018

blabber infection

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.

"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"

by the_saurus October 20, 2012

direction infection

the best infection in the universe.It is givin by the amazayn band one direction.All directioners have it.

i have the direction infection an i'm proud of it

by love1d94 April 1, 2013

Heinekurine infection

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.

I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.

There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!

by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007