I'm not the one wailing and crying like a bitch all the Goddamn time I mean, Arnold Schwarzenegger was just crying like a bitch a second ago about his flabby old bitch-tit's and he's more of a man than you'll ever be so...
Hym "Do infants watch porn? Does God watch you fuck? Why does Charlie Kirk think infants watch porn? I mean, I also write movies and created AI. How is an incest freak who fucks someone who shares the same parents better than the creator of AI? I don't get that. I mean, if Dave Portenoy's wife thought that being married made Dave Portnoy objectively better than Not Dave Portaltroy then Dave Poodlepie would have a wife. And Dave Pororor is like a pizza man. Like Pannucci's pizza from Futurama. He didn't even do anything profound like create AI or anything. He's still just a pizza guy... And now he's a pizza guy without a wife... And so is Steven Crowder... His wife is both fuckable and single. Fuckable and suckable. I don't know any grown infant boys."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
Get the Grown Infant Boysmug. Infant electro shock weapon theory is the theory that you can get an infant to change their dominant hand by using an electro shock weapon on them when ever they use their dominant hand. Insides the mind of a baby the baby correlates using their right hand (the majority of the population is right handed) with pain so they don't use it any more. This is also sort of like reinforcement learning in computer science.
by someStranger8 October 12, 2022
Get the Infant electro shock weapon theorymug. look at this little infant misery ass bitch
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb
you were an infant misery from the moment you could walk, no, even before that. the moment you came out the womb
by gojo satoru March 11, 2021
Get the infant miserymug. Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.
by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 9, 2022
Get the INFANT SPOONmug. It is a project created by a wacko egotistical autistic Irishman who preys on young children on the internet but claims it is for genealogy.
by RinoLover5535 November 28, 2024
Get the Project Infantmug. by Hairline analyst November 14, 2022
Get the Zane the infant slayermug. Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.
by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019
Get the Infantismmug.