While in jail, a maximus black D is inserted into the anus of the jail mate and tears the bottom of the anus to the testicular region and will require stitching.
Joe:"Yo Bubba raped my ass so bad that it tore and I had to get stitches."
Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."
Jeff:"Damn sounds like he gave you a Jailhouse C-section."
by TheLegendofAustin November 3, 2012
Get the Jailhouse C-sectionmug. by fluffybunny20 November 29, 2011
Get the Jailhouse Winemug. A place inside of your extremely tiny apartment where you have purchased very low end or used pieces of gym equiptment/fitness apparatus's. This is due to the country shutting everything down, especially places in which you could actually boost your immune system via exercise (i.e., a gym, a healthclub or a yoga studio) but alas, you are trapped at home"for the health & safety of all". Bit by bit you acquire workout tools and video's, and as time goes on, you learn how to exercise in a 10 foot by 10 foot area-dodging couches, the dog, having your husband leave the room so that you can do some "Just Dance." A jailhouse gym is the poor man's only way to somewhat maintain any kind of workout or exercise routine, & is set up in an extremely small area where movement is barely possible.
Friend: "Hey, what have you been up to during the lockdown?" Me: "Just been trying to not go completely insane by working out in my jailhouse gym."
by ShakinBaby July 31, 2020
Get the Jailhouse Gymmug. When a pair of prolapsed puckering anuses make contact with each other. Typically this is seen as a lesbian act. Multiple smooches in succession are referred to in plural as jailhouse kisses.
The two lesbian inmates performed gave eachother seven jailhouse kisses before the prison guard arrived with her string bean clit to set them right.
by anonymous April 29, 2024
Get the Jailhouse Kissmug. It’s when you squeeze someone’s upper knee and it results in a tickle. Also usually you get kicked in the stomach because many people do not appreciate the jailhouse mama.
by pix3lcats August 6, 2022
Get the JAILHOUSE MAMAmug. Its when you're in jail while your gf is on the outs getting divided amongst her plethora of male "friends" and youre in the second tier shower at the remand jerking off with your tears and the mess you leave behind for the next guy to step in is what's referred to as, jailhouse jellyfish
Inmate 1: slips awferfucsakes!
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
Inmate 2: Gosh golly mr.bullygun sir that was sure a doosey of a tumble you took, you've got quite the raspberry on your noggin. What in gods blueberry muffins did you slip on.
Inmate 1: What in the f*** just squirted outta your fairy c*** little shrimp d*** f***hole you call a face!? Jjeezzus f***! Some walking worm d*** was beating the s*** out of his d*** in the showers and splooged jailhouse jellyfish all over the place
by 4WienerWaterSoup9 October 1, 2024
Get the jailhouse jellyfishmug. A concoction of the worst foods possible that are offered to prisoners in jail. It consists of ramen noodles, crushed up Doritos, and a singular slice of processed cheese.
by chef_trigramsey February 10, 2021
Get the jailhouse pizzamug.