put you in a box

basically means when you fight someone you finna beat them up

yo sj ima put you in a box if you keep playing with me

by pjagoatt March 25, 2022

Dick In A Box

A man that a woman is using as a friend for sex in case her relationship does not go well.

Girl#1: Jerry's my "dick in a box."

Girl#2: Ready to "break in case of emergency?"

by DragRacerX May 16, 2009

Jack in a Box

A penis that looks average until it is aroused and then erects to a size well above the norm.

Andrew: Yes, my penis looks only about an inch long when it is soft.

Slampiece: Well I must admit, your Jack in a Box was a nice surprise!

by Quagmire517 September 9, 2011

box in a box

the greatest response to an snl skit ever

bush is ruining the country, but my bush never lies, its my box in a box for you

by YAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY March 16, 2009

Jesus In A Box

A tabernacle, which contains the concecrated bread, and likewise "body," of Jesus Christ.

The priest went to the Jesus In A Box to get me my Holy Cracker.

by Jerry November 15, 2004

Diabetes in a Box

Kryspy Kreme Donuts. As Sydney Airport has a Kryspy Kreme shop in the terminal, they've become the city's major export as people enjoy purchasing them and eating them on their flight. Also refers to any other sugar-loaded or diabetes-inducing snack in a box.

"Whoohoo, I picked up these sugar-loaded Kryspy Kreme's just before we had to board!"
"You feeling proud you bought diabetes in a box?"

by Over the Hll April 10, 2008

Penis-in-a-box

When a male wears boxers and their penis pops out of the hole when they walk around with a boner.

Dude:dude, i had a boner watching underworld and got up to go get a drink, bad idea.
OtherDude:why?
Dude:cause it was a penis-in-a-box waiting to happen.
OtherDude: o shit! good thing i wasn't there!

by DaRTH TaNK June 3, 2006