Kick an Infant Day

A legal day where you can kick any infant,

small child, or even pregnant women for no good reason at all.

Sasha : Did you hear its national 'Kick an Infant Day' ?

Eren : Yeah, why dont we go hit up the hospital?

by cecile sucks November 11, 2020

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infant head

When a breast implant is the size of an infants head!

Look at the infant heads on that one!

by Small head big boobs October 10, 2013

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Infantism

The life or adventures of an infant

Hey did you get your personal essay on Infantism done yet?
No, I don't know much about my life when I was a baby.

by BigBoyBillyBob October 23, 2019

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INFANT SPOON

IT'S A DELIVERY OPTION AT RELENTKESS where PHISHING is not an OPTION before FISHING.

Look just stick that INFANT SPOON up your PRIME ASSH0LE and when you pull it out after you FEEL THE DELIVERY has arrived as please STICK A ROUND as you will find the DELIVERY MAN as he happens to be real ANAL about getting those package deliveries to you BUT AMAZON is still saying no TO A NEW YORK NEW YORK HEADQUARTERS but that BLUE ARROW is a salute to POOR ROT.

by FAG PARENT FAG AWOL July 9, 2022

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