ILMBIWHOAAP

I like monkeys but I wouldn’t have one as a pet

Hannah: Hey do you like monkeys? I happen to have one up for sale.

Habibi: ILMBIWHOAAP

by HabibiFromCongress October 5, 2021

ilybiaegslyb

i love you bitch i ain’t ever gonna stop loving you bitch. something i often say to my best friend.

best friend: hey guess what
you: what?
best friend: ILYBIAEGSLYB
you: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?
best friend: it just means i love you. a lot

by ghgdgkii October 3, 2018

imabichu

A simple, single word variation on the phrase "I am going to bite you." Ideal for those moments where time is of the essence, user is a lazyass or while chatting online.

"If you don't stop screwing around, imabichu."

by SugarDoggy February 8, 2009

Ilari

An Ilari is an angel in disguise, always helpful, kind, polite and loving. Whenever you message an Ilari, you'll never find him in bad mood. Ilaris love music, play guitars awesomely, they are very handsome, with smiling eyes. Ilaris are angels on Harleys.

That guy is an Ilari, he's an angel.

by NeoEnigma November 21, 2013

ilybikydlmbaihmboi

Ilybikydlmbaihmboi, is an acronym for: I love you but I know you don't love me back and I hate my body over it.

When a girl is texting a boy that she has unrequited feelings for but she wants to be complicated asf she'll send, ilybikydlmbaihmboi to express her feelings yet confuse the shit outta him.

by IRIDOCYCLITISALPHABETSOUP July 29, 2020

Ilaria

Italian for "Hillary". Evil girl.

"Oh sorry I still appreciate you for what you are yet right now I couldn't give you what you deserve nor what you would be wanting to give me"

by Ephestione December 5, 2004

f-ilarious

origin: truncation of the two words 'fucking' and hilarious'
used when there is minimum time, for maximum impact, as there are only 4 syllables instead of six.
definition: something that has greatly amused you, or continues to do so, would be described as 'f-ilarious'

1. The Office (UK series) is f-ilarious. The US version however, will not be.
2. It was f-ilarious when that drunken fool started ripping down the posters outside my room last night.
3. The world can be made much simpler by using truncated words such as f-hilarious

by Boxman April 13, 2004