I shit my pants

They saying you say when you just shit your pants. The term can also be used as, "I just shit my pants".
Jerry: Hey Thom!
Thom: I shit my pants.
by Idon'tknowanymore July 03, 2020
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Do I Give a shit?

A way of harshly implying that you do not care about something. For more information, see www.doigiveashit.com
JIM: Yes, I just levelled up on Candy Crush!
TIM: Do I give a shit?
by shitgiver April 15, 2015
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am i shitting me ?

the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
i'm NOT going to PUKE !... am i shitting me ?

she's going to "let me off"...am i shitting me ?
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
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Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."

Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.

Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!
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I Got that shit on clipse

adj- to get something for cheap or way under price named for the Clipse mixtape series I Got It For Cheap!
DudeA: Damn them Dub zeros is cruical who much were they, $140?
DudeB: Naw man I got that shit on clipse! My friend mike boosted a bunch of them from Champs an they only $65 from him.
DudeA:$65 What that dude's number!!
DudeB:Can't tell you man.
DudeA:Thats find im With the BBB Better Buisness Burea and your ass is grass.
by Kristopher Washington March 25, 2007
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I know my shit

When you know what's the dilly, yo.
-"Got some connections, bro..."
-"I know my shit."
by nikkan_hanil July 01, 2004
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I shit myself empty

A phrase used after enduring chronic diarrhea
Person 1: "That kebab last night gave me dark insides"

Person 2: "Yeah tell me about it, I shit myself empty"
by basilbrush September 02, 2008
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