hypercritters

noun; people who say fake cuss words like troutturd instead of bassturd, ashhole instead of asshold, frog or froggin instead of fuck or fucking, somehow trying to imply that they are holier than the person who uses real cuss words. when in actuality they will burn in hell with the rest of us authentic cussers and are only fooling themselves. froggin troutturds they're all ashholes if you ass me.

I'm so sick of all the hypercritters who can't get honest about their potty mouths like the rest of us.

by Cathi Robertson August 5, 2008

hyperdust

My old buddy used to tell us about growing up in Austin and over there they smoked this stuff called hyperdust. We were sure he was joking but he never let on, anyway "hyperdust" is cocaine, tobacco, tiny ground-up sour patch kids and panda fur. The fur is dipped in PCP and after it's all mixed together you get this disgusting brown slurry that supposedly gets you extremely high.

"Jenny's all outta K but she said she'll just give us some hyperdust instead"

by Allen James February 17, 2009

hyperconnected

To be completely connected in a spastic, disjointed fashion, and of course wirelessly.

That guy appears to be hyperconnected. Stay back, he might try and have personal social interaction with someone unsuccessfully.

by johnstigall December 31, 2009

Hyperintellectual

A hyperspace intelectuall. A daydreamer. Casually adult caucasian, someone who, being fed up with his casual desperately, strives to dwell most of his leisure time in the land of neverending dreaming an overreality, in the hyperspace by obtaining the drug of DMT.

Hyperintellectual is dreamin´ his life away.

by Master of plants January 19, 2010

hypercrite

1)a person who is hyper and a hypocrite.
2)a person who is a hypocrite while online.

"she was talking smack about me on AIM last night and i was like jeez what a hypercrite!"

by LoonyLeenie February 29, 2008

hypercutesemia

A condition usually caused from watching cat videos, reading the love stories of assorted old people and seeing that photodocumentation on baby Groot. Cuteness overload, really.

Pronounced as hyper-CUTE-see-mee-uh.

RIP me. Causes: Hypercutesemia r/t Baby Groot.

A: Omgod, did you see the baby goats and umbrella video?
B: Totes McGoats, hypercutesemia!

by jude kristine January 19, 2015

hypercontagulate

the disability to breav

known to speds as hyperventilate

bro chill you gonna start to hypercontagulate

by Gucci Flop-Flips October 18, 2018