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your mental health

your mental health is non existent. you are unstable and you need to seek professional health.
hey dude how’s your mental health?” “it’s non existent.”
by a homeless rabbit May 11, 2021
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adequate health care

Man, I've heard of adequate health care. It'd be so cool if it was real!
by The Kid Queen September 22, 2009
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Hjalte

A person of very great intellect, carrying massive amounts of "weight" in his pants (If you catch my drift).
With his great fashion sense and charisma he beats other people with his massive cocks, yes you heard me right, multiple.

He enjoys freestyling, and thinks his rap game is on point. He enjoys playing violent and graphic hentai VR games and Minecraft.
"Omg that guy's dick is so incredibly large, he's such a Hjalte. I am edging currently"
"Omg same, I am incredibly moist"
by Bigdicknibba2008 December 11, 2019
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health nut

A health nut is a person who is obsessed about his/her health.
"Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing." Redd Foxx
by Elisee January 30, 2009
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Healthitarian

A healthitarian is not the equivalent of a vegetarian, nor is it the equivalent vegan. A healthitarian is one who does not consume anything that could be hazardous to ones health. Be it meat, dairy, or products with harmful ingredients and/or preservatives, a healthitarian will stay away from it all. A true healthitarian strives to eat, mainly, organic fruit, vegetables and beans that grow, are prepared and delivered to the end consumer naturally (without growth hormones or any man-made/unhealthy additives). Home-made juices/smoothies (without sugar or any other additives)(Just fruit, vegetables, or other naturally-occurring healthy foods) are good for you too!
Katie: Here, eat this dead cow meat!

Travis: No thank you, Katie. I don't eat meat, or anything for that matter with growth hormones, saturated fat, trans fat...

Katie: Want some utter-juice?

Travis: Thanks for asking, but I don't drink that stuff; again, trans and saturated fat.

Katie: What kind of fast-food do you eat?

Travis: Actually, I don't eat fast-food. Only un-modified, fresh fruits, vegetables, tree-nuts or beans that do not have any unhealthy additives put into or on them whatsoever.

Katie: What about some of this candy?

Travis: Check those labels out: tartrazine, other artificial colours and flavours, all of that sugar.. Well, simply put, no.

Katie: You'll have some pop, won't you?

Travis: Glucose-fructose (high fructose corn syrup), sugar, caffeine... Definately not!

Katie: Why won't you eat or drink any of that stuff?

Travis: Because I am a healthitarian. And it's okay that you're not, I still love you, you're awesome, but I am always happy to see people becoming more health-conscious!

Katie: Being a healthitarian sounds marvelous, but doesn't the food taste bland?

Travis: Not at all; you don't need toxic ingredients like monosodium glutamate to have food taste delicious! There are many wonderful-tasting, organic, healthy, natural and nutritious types of food out there, I can help you find them if you want!

Katie: That sounds spectacular, I'll become a healthitarian right away! Thank you so much for telling me about this amazing life-style!
by L♥vely October 22, 2009
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Health Drink

A drink which restores ones health, frequently appearing in the survival-horror game series Silent Hill.
-Dude, give me one of those health drinks, I'm thirsty as fuck!

-Fuck you man, I already gave you a first aid kit!
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Healthulate

Noun: To gain or recive health.
A man was dehydrated so he decided to healthulate.
by Ashes jodi April 2, 2017
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