mercy hump

pity sex

Because she felt bad for him, Maya gave George mercy hump.

by CurveBoy8310 July 18, 2009

Humf

(n.) One who is awkward in social situations and/or quite, but when spoken to he/she will be extremely awkward.

I tried to talk to Kevin today but he is a humf.

Why is Andrew such a humf?

by thatsme111111 September 1, 2009

Humpfilia

A disease that makes people hump other people with no apparent reason.

Symptoms:
1. A desire to hump anyone you know or you don't know.
2. Uncontrollably pelvis movements.
3. Hornyness.

There's no cure or treatment for this disease. Live with it.

- OMG! A person with humpfilia is humping me! What should I do?
- Just stay there dude. Flow with it.

*hump* *hump *hump*

by Holy Crap Z e r o August 22, 2009

Counter-Hump

When one is getting humped unintentionally by another and then decides to turn the tables by humping back, thus freaking out the original humper.

First Dude- "SURPRISE! I'm so humping you right now!"

Second Dude- "WTF! Well how about THIS!"

First Dude- "O SHIT! I'm being counter-humped!"

by Love Syrup June 6, 2009

Crocodile Humper

An Australian person that nobody likes.

Bro, you see that guy with the annoying accent over there?
Yeah, hes a crocodile humper

by Oorwlly January 20, 2023

Dumpster hump

The act of having sex in a dirty trash filled dumpster.

I dumpster humped Max last night, I now have chlamydia.

by SallyStealsSeaShells March 8, 2018

a hump

Loser,deadbeat,someone who can not take care of his or her self or children

My babies daddy is such a hump , he never takes care of his kids. My ex is a real hump , she buys drugs with the child support money. My kids father lives with his mother and does nothing for his kids , what a hump.

by bigworm23111 December 13, 2013