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Hubby's Chubby 

A slang name for a man's penis. As seen from Family Feud.
Steve Harvey (Host): "Name something a bride wants to be huge."
Contestant: "The Dong"
Steve (to the board asking what the survey says): The Dong!
Survey board: "Hubby's Chubby (4 points)"
Hubby's Chubby by Paul Stompbox October 16, 2014

Hubby Hole 

It is a hole in your body that you are saving for your husband/significant other to penetrate.
A girl came up to me and said "I am not a mouth virgin or a pussy virgin so I figure that I can offer my husband my ass. I call that my hubby hole."
Hubby Hole by Petaluma-J July 10, 2011

hubby bar 

Medical marijuana edible chocolate bar that comes in several flavors (milk chocolate, dark chocolate, white chocolate, peanut butter chocolate, and some "crunch" varieties). Each bar has 6 segmented pieces and each piece is very...potent. Usually only takes about half a piece to get you quite "medicated". As of mid-2011, these bars can be found for about $10-$12.

Word of caution: edibles usually do not kick in for a little while (usually 30-45min), so it very easy to eat "too much".
Guy: Dude, that chocolate bar so tiny. I could kill that in a minute.

Friend: No man. It's a Hubby Bar. That shit will take its revenge and kill you in about 30 minutes.

Hubby Boy 

An adult male who has completely adopted the feminist ideology of his mother-wife as his own. He believes he is superior to other un-feminized men because he has transcended his "toxic masculinity". A HubbyBoy is Identifiable by his use of the word "misogynist" in a non-joking context, as well as frequent references to the importance of his mother wife's career, including bragging about how much higher her salary is than his. A HubbyBoy proudly hyphenates his last name after marriage as a display of reverence and equality. In advanced cases, the family’s children are given the mother’s maiden name. This serves the dual purpose in his demonstrating fealty to her, as well as accounting for the high likelihood that some or all his children are not his genetic progeny. Forever a student of his mother wife’s tutelage and guidance, he makes sure he “asks the boss” before making plans or buying anything. The HubbyBoy knows the sacrifices he has made for his mother wife make him a more refined and gentlemanly "real man.” He leaps at every opportunity to hold or carry her purse.

Synonyms:
beta, white-knight beta male, cuckold, cuckboy, purse carrier, mangina

HB: "I heard Southwest Airlines pilots are real douchebags"
Steve: "Really? That’s weird. I heard they were the chillest guys ever."
HB: "No. They're raging misogynists."
Steve: "Wow, you sound like a hubby boy."


"Did you hear Brady quit his job to stay home with the kids so his
wife can write a book on feminine dominance theory during her sabbatical?"
"He's become such a hubby boy."
Hubby Boy by El_Watcher_de_Silencio November 17, 2022

Hubby wubby 

Your lover,best friend or someone you are planning on marrying
I will spend the the rest of my life with my hubby wubby
Hubby wubby by New Orleans bound September 23, 2018

Hubby Hopping 

A girl/boy who jumps from another girls dude or another guys girl to another.
My best friend cheated on her boyfriend by hubby hopping to my boyfriend.
Hubby Hopping by wynter012 September 7, 2012