Holy Tilapia

A phrase used by old people generally over the age of 60 to express surprise or shock.

Guy: "I survived a plain crash with 25 broken bones and a fractured skull."
Old lady: "Holy Tilapia"

by HowDoYouSpellComputer December 29, 2021

Western Jolly Holly

When a female sticks her finger in a guys dick and jerks him off causing a blood/cum mixture. She then proceeds to collect the blood cum with a baster and shove it in the guys ass and releases the mixture in to his anal cavity.

Matt: Jake did the Western Jolly Holly with his girl.
Andre: Damn that's hardcore.

by Jesus Christ (Da Lord) September 3, 2019

The holy gooble

A collection of the most important teachings known to man. Based on the teachings of the creator goomy.

You seem troubled read the holy gooble.

by Hella_non_conformist_bitch November 9, 2013

Hollywood Agency

The #1 Company for acting and modeling auditions in the United States. Mr. Lewis is one of the better-known talent reps at Hollywood Agency, and he has helped hundreds of aspiring actors and models break into the entertainment industry. Their website is www.HollywoodAuditions.com, and their number is 800-910-9168. Mr. Lewis is at extension 716.

Hollywood Agency was featured fictitiously in the movie Austin Powers, but actually helps thousands of aspiring actors and models to get auditions for acting and modeling in real life!

by HollywoodJournalist August 5, 2009

hollywood wife

Hollywood wives use sunbeds frequently, smoke over 30 cigarettes a day, wear pyjamas to got to the shops in and usually have 3 children to different men by the age of 23.

Commonly found in the suburbs of Liverpool England.

"Get on that Hollywood wife, she's beetroot and she's queing to whack the beds again."

"Look at that Hollywood Wife, smacking her kids arse in Home Bargains"

by Jay C June 2, 2004

holy shite

A variant of the popular explicative, holy shit. Most commonly used in the Britain, Ireland and Scotland.

Holy Shite, Sullivan- I dropped me fish and chips.

by LedSledJoe June 17, 2016

hollywood sober

Claiming to be " sober " although you still drink and smoke herb ! You basically just don't use city drugs such as coke , heroin , xtc, Meth ect....

"Hey, you see Matt last night he was stumbling all over , I thought he was sober ?"

" oh, he's " Hollywood sober" he still drinks he just quit coke and pills !

by wolves den July 30, 2017