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hot rod, dong, willy nilly

a large thing that defines man.
Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama
by Anonymous September 8, 2003
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Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.
In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.
by weave March 24, 2003
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Hot Rod Garage

Hot Rod Garage is a famous term used to describe the Vagina of a “taken” women who leaves men believing they have a chance at sleeping with her by either:

1. Appearing single to society, male friends or men in particular, But seems to be the only one clueless as to how.
Or
2. Completely disregards her counterpart in the company of men or on social platforms, making others believe they’re on the market.
“My girlfriend Lexi has uses every social media but there’s zero posts about me!! And she never up the guys she’s friends with or even acquainted with”

“Sorry bro she has a Hot Rod Garage. If she keeps you separate and never brings you up around her guy friends than obviously she’s thinking of another mans Dick”
by H03S-aint-L0ya1 July 21, 2019
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Hot Rod Sporking

The act of heating a metal spork with a blowtorch until it's red hot, and using it as a strap-on. The thrusting must be done in a scooping motion to catch any poop inside the rectum. As the spoon eventually cools down, the dominate party will pull it out of the submissive's ass, and force the luke warm shit covered spork in the submissivs's mouth to clean off.
My ass is still burned from that hot rod sporking Diane gave me...
by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 20, 2024
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pennsylvania hot rod

a pennsylvania hot iron is when a man gets a rod of steel and a lighter and heats the rod until it is red hot then shoves it up a girls ass or pussy and fucks it violently. then he repeats. then he fucks the girls burnt pussy for a more rigid pleasureable feel and cums on the hot rod and makes the girl lick the cummed on hot rod.
1. Brian: hey man i just gave that girl the best pennsylvania hot rod ever!
Jim:did her ass steam shitty steam?
brian: indeed.

pennylania hot rod
by nuttermcbuttfucker May 18, 2011
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Hot Rod

A modified car often based on a 30s-50s Chevrolet or Ford (mostly Ford) that is modified with characteristic visual upgrades (wide tires, exhaust pipes etc)
I was riding in a hot rod with Billy last night.
by MrOverboost August 12, 2016
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hot rod

Besides its well-known meaning, "an automobile that has been rebuilt or modified to increase its speed and acceleration", "hot rod" also means a person who drives a really cool car but who is too ostentatious.
From "10 Things I Hate About You":

Walter Stratford: I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.
Bianca: What's a hot rod?
by Williamhhw July 13, 2017
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