horatiu

A Romanian name usually given to sub urban kids that will have a good future.

I’m gonna ask Horatiu for the answer to that question.

by Hwrestler11 August 7, 2019

horatio cornblower

The process of getting a full size, unbuttered corn on the cob shoved in one's slop hole.

Enrique received a horatio cornblower for his bat mitzvah.

by Johnson hunter February 9, 2021

Horatio Nelson

1758-1805

British napoleonic admiral, famous for losing one arm and the sight in one eye in battle, ditching his wife for Emma Lady Hamilton and dying in his finest hour at his decisive victory off Cape Trafalgar, 21 October 1805.
In short: a badass.

Horatio Nelson "was, and is, in Lord Byron's words, 'Britannia's God of War'"

by CrazyCouch April 17, 2012

Piss Horn

A semi erect penis , usually shows itself in the morning , when you first wake up. Often makes it difficult to urinate as your aim is slightly off and youre half asleep.

Shit man , just pissed all over the floor coz of this fucking pisshorn!

by James November 1, 2004

Guinea Horn

An unusually massive labial protrusion, also known in the western world as a clitoris. It differs from other clits in that it closely resembles a ceremonial digeridoo found in deep-state tribes of the island country. Looks a lot like a Vienna sausage in a hoodie.

Shut the fuck door!...Denise has the biggest fukken guinea horn ive seen on a chick since Shaneishia Williams 69’d me in high school; I bobbed on it like I was going down on a cocktail weenie!

by Liquor Anus June 24, 2018

toot your own horn

To brag about one's own talents.

Joe: I am the greatest person on earth!
Bob: Don't toot your own horn, you ass.

by qxan September 28, 2006

Bro-horn

1. A just all around bro.

2. A buddy or friend.

"Yo whaddup Bro-horn you score and waves at Mavs the other day man?"

"Yo theres my friend Monty is so chill, such a Bro-horn, he wears Pumas, beanies and he laxes, no doubt about it, straight up bro-horn lovin from Monty"

by Lars Umayat April 26, 2009