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hoon

ye who creates donutes with automobiles or boats
by casey September 7, 2003
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hoon

any sexual organ or act not referred to in insult or used as an insult
"that dog is hooning that man's leg" or "that girl has very nice hoons" or "i hooned all over my new pants" but not "hoon you motherhooner!" or any such expletive context.
by Henson October 2, 2005
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hoon

A very attractive person, derived from the process of pointing and going, "Hot Or Not?". This has been shortened to the question, "Hoon?" through which the noun "Hoon" has arrived as simply denoting a right fittie.
Girl 1: What about him?
Girl 2: OMG, total hoon!
by loony_daydreams August 20, 2008
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hoon

An American slang referencing an attractive woman or one that would warrant a shag under any circumstances.
Did you see that hoon?

I love hoons!
by Hoon Hitter October 10, 2007
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hoon

An American slang referencing an attractive woman or one that would warrant a shag under any circumstances.
Did you see that hoon?

I love hoons!
by Hoon Hitter October 10, 2007
mugGet the hoonmug.

Hoon

1. An insult or derogitory word directed at someone acting in a homosexual manor.

2. A beastly person, or animalian human being.

3. A rancor or other huge mythological creature

4. Someone looking for casual, no strings attached sex
1. Get off me you dirty hoon!

2. Man, did you see that dude walk by, what a hoon he was!

3. I swear when I was walking home, this hoon looking ma fuk was staring at me!

4. "This girl kept coming up to me wanting to take me home"
-Why didn't you?
" That hoon was way to smashed!! It woudln't have been morally correct"
by jsmafuk69 June 15, 2009
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hoon

a person who lives off the proceeds of prostitution.
by --Bec-- January 17, 2005
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