1. A comfortable hiding place for socially anxious people
2. Something that goes great with almost every outfit
3. You can use it to pretend you're a turtle
4. An amazing song by 'Hey Violet'.
2. Something that goes great with almost every outfit
3. You can use it to pretend you're a turtle
4. An amazing song by 'Hey Violet'.
"Man, I love my hoodie! I wish I didn't have to take it off." "Dude, why on earth would you want to take off your hoodie?"
"Hey, have you heard the song by Hoodie by Hey Violet?"
"Have you noticed that the four main characters in Eddsworld wear hoodies? Wtf am I talking about, of course you've noticed."
"Hey, have you heard the song by Hoodie by Hey Violet?"
"Have you noticed that the four main characters in Eddsworld wear hoodies? Wtf am I talking about, of course you've noticed."
by ♡Autumn♡ January 04, 2019
by Patchyyyy May 22, 2021
a hoodie, also known as a hooded sweatshirt. they often have kangaroo pockets or a vertical zipper down the center similar to a windbreaker jacket style.
by tehe.com December 29, 2019
An article of clothing, very comfortable and practical. Also used by fat girls and fat guys to hide all that fucking fat, seriously. Almost every fat person I've meet that tries to act "sexy" wears a hoody to make themselves look more appealing. Maybe it's just me.
A nice pouch at the front that can be used to hide/keep several things, legal or not. Unlike sweaters and just about any other form of clothing for the winter, hoodies take less than 5 seconds to put on (same goes for women HOLY SHIT).
Many believe that your a poser/criminal if you wear one. Mind you, these are the same type of people who view everything stereotypically. Hoodie? Obviously you must be a poser gangsta wanna be or a criminal. You like how it looks? NO FUCKING WAY, theres no such thing as liking an article of clothing. It MUST be because your a poser.
(they label everything I tells yeah)
that's not to say it isn't actually worn by SOME posers.
A nice pouch at the front that can be used to hide/keep several things, legal or not. Unlike sweaters and just about any other form of clothing for the winter, hoodies take less than 5 seconds to put on (same goes for women HOLY SHIT).
Many believe that your a poser/criminal if you wear one. Mind you, these are the same type of people who view everything stereotypically. Hoodie? Obviously you must be a poser gangsta wanna be or a criminal. You like how it looks? NO FUCKING WAY, theres no such thing as liking an article of clothing. It MUST be because your a poser.
(they label everything I tells yeah)
that's not to say it isn't actually worn by SOME posers.
"HAHA LOOK AT THE POSER HAHA YOUR NOT BLACK!!!"
"Not black? So all black people act a certain way? Please continue with your non stereotypical views"
QUIT HIDING THE FAT
Hoodie
"Not black? So all black people act a certain way? Please continue with your non stereotypical views"
QUIT HIDING THE FAT
Hoodie
by Shakezoola October 16, 2006
A penis that is only circumcised on one half, making its appearance like that of a hooded sweatshirt.
by Woooooo February 04, 2012
Primitive tribal clothing item commonly seen in large quantities around street corners, public toilets and McDonald's Restaurants in town centres up and down Britain, and almost certainly in any recently-stolen car. Consists of sweater-like top with hood, designed primarily to shield the wearer from CCTV cameras, store detectives, police patrols, and others who might seek to violate the wearer's precious Human Rights(tm) by prosecuting them for theft or possession of controlled substances. Often worn in conjunction with thick-brimmed baseball cap, acne, and a fixed, slack-jawed expression.
Example 1:
"Can you describe the mugger, madam?"
"Yes, officer. He was gangly, with pasty complexion and spots, wearing a hoodie, baseball cap, baggy tracksuit bottoms, white trainers, gold sovereign rings and a thick gold chain. Also he looked a bit backward."
"Unfortunately that doesn't narrow it down very much, madam."
Example 2:
"Man, f'n gerraht 'ere, yeh? Ge'tcha f'n hoodie, yeh? Ga'hn twoccin' innit?"
"Can you describe the mugger, madam?"
"Yes, officer. He was gangly, with pasty complexion and spots, wearing a hoodie, baseball cap, baggy tracksuit bottoms, white trainers, gold sovereign rings and a thick gold chain. Also he looked a bit backward."
"Unfortunately that doesn't narrow it down very much, madam."
Example 2:
"Man, f'n gerraht 'ere, yeh? Ge'tcha f'n hoodie, yeh? Ga'hn twoccin' innit?"
by Shkval March 31, 2006
by urban daisy February 26, 2008