honkey tonk 

Redneck country slang for a dive bar. Ussually has saw dust on the floor, rebel flags, and big pickup trucks out front.

I was drinkin and dancin at the honkey tonk last night.

honkey tonk by Voneville September 14, 2005

Honky Tonkin' 

Verb a.k.a. "Tonkin'": To get shit-house drunk on cheap beer (usually PBR or Busch Light) and head into the local bars looking for trouble. A good night of Tonkin' generally includes, but is not limited to, (1) discharging a firearm at the moon, (2) having to leave somewhere before the police arrive, and (3) waking up the next morning next to a particularly unattractive woman. Although the word's etymology is southern, Honky Tonkin' has been observed as far north as Grand Marais, MN.

Were goin' Honky Tonkin' tonight boys! Fathers, lock up your daughters. Farmers, lock up your sheep.

Honky Tonkin' by RomanMaroni August 16, 2011

honkey tonk 

a phrase that has nothing to do with STD's,it is a phrase used to describe a country style

when i go to texas, everyone down there is so honkey tonk, i bought a pair of honkey tonk boots and a honkey tonk hat.

honkey tonk by Anonomous December 5, 2004

honky tonkin 

What Midwesterners do every Friday and Saturday night. It entails driving around the courthouse square about 800 times in the pickup truck, drinking beer and leaning out the window "hoopin and hollerin".

After we git off work, we goin to Wal Mart! We gone stock up on Pabst Blue Ribbon. Bubba's gone git some bait and some buck shot for tomarra mornin and Eunice is gone git her fatass toenails and hair done up real nice. Then they gone meet at the food stand and share some curly cheese fries and go back to the trailer. Then they gone git dressed and git in the pickup and go off a honky tonkin!

honky tonkin by Betty Joe June 19, 2007

whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka 

Give me fellatio...you piece of fecal matter.

Whitey comon o here. Ya steeped in gayness. Whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka. Git outta ma pfuqin face.

whittle on my wonka...ya honky tonka by white bread witout da bed spread November 22, 2004

Honkey Tonk Angel 

Strong women who defy the typical stereotype of being submissive to men and putting up with their oft-infidel ways.

It wasn't God who the made Honkey Tonk Angel. Too many times married men think they're still single And that's caused many a good girl to go wrong.

Honkey Tonk Angel by mexican white girl September 17, 2014

Honkey Tonk 

To obliterate a guitar (acoustic or electric) over the top of someones skull.

A rabid fan hit me in the face with a beer bottle during one of my shows so I invited him onstage and Honkey Tonked the shit out of him.

Honkey Tonk by Jaydog888 April 4, 2008