Hobosexual

A no-good, lazy, unemployed man who has a phony relationship with a woman just to stay off the streets, where he belongs along with the other hobos.

Have you seen Robert mooching off Carole and living in her house in the foothills? He's even pretending to get his REALTOR's license...he's such a hobosexual.

by BigJimSlade January 28, 2017

homosexualitus

Homosexualitus is a contagious disease which can be spread only by another homosexual.

Dan, you better stay away from Steve because he has homosexualitus.

by Handjack6969 August 20, 2011

Holosexual

When you love holographic things
Holo is love Holo is life

Holo my names Christine
Ima holosexual

by LovelyLivvy December 12, 2016

State Enforced Homosexuality

Homosexuality enforced by the state.

Nibba: Do you think religious institutions like collages, Churches, charities, should they lose their tax exempt status if they oppose same-sex marriage?

Fake Mexican: Yes

Audience: *applause*

State Enforced Homosexuality

by Hieronymous Lex March 17, 2021

Your Family Reunion is a Homosexual Communion

A statement so powerful it rips apart our dimension and jams it back together again in a mismatched manner destroying us all.

Ur mom gay. No u! Well your family reunion is a homosexual communion!
*screeches in pain as the world shreds itself*

by jiblord2003 May 16, 2018

homosexual

a person whose sexual preference is members of the same sex. Male homosexuals are usually referred to as gays, and females as lesbians. Homosexuality is not a perversion or a disease, but merely an aspect of sexuality that has been around for thousands of years.

Why are so many people homophobic? Homosexuals are great! Men should like gays since they remove twice as many men and no women from the dating pool, and lesbians, since they apparently give them something to watch; vice versa for women. Not only that, but homosexuals by default don't add to the already grossly swollen human population...

by celebrate UNITY May 13, 2003

Holosexual

When someone really like holo aka holographic (the stuff that changes color when you move it around )

"Look at all their all their holo nail polish,they must be holosexual"

by I💙holo July 17, 2016