Home Bowl Advantage

Similar to the athletic competition phenomenon (home field advantage), it is believed that your home toilet bowl has an advantage over all others, in that your ass is more familiar with the resting spot ultimately resulting in a far more comfortable and superior performing shit.

Guy 1: Dude, hurry up. We're gonna be late.
Guy 2: Hold on a minute. I gotta take a shit.
Guy 1: Can't you go at the bar?
Guy 2: No way man, I'm not giving up home bowl advantage!

by Operation: Dinner Out March 14, 2009

I wanna go home

a sentence that 99 percent of the students say in school

L:dude.... I hate school..
R: inr..I wanna go home

by I AM A KAGAMINE RIN FANGIRL May 3, 2013

who are you from home?

what is your maiden name?

Cathy Cook: Sally, dear, who are you from home?

Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.

by ditzy dottie September 2, 2009

Home

when you can feel you can be yourself home doesn't have to be a place you live in or even actual place its a feeling so comfortable somewhere or someone you can always go to go back to.

"I wanna go home"
"I feel like home in your arms
" this is my home"

by Knownme April 2, 2019

Home

Home isn’t always a place; it’s something or someone who makes you feel safe.

you are my home

by nobodyislisten April 29, 2021

honey, I'm home

What a spouse (mainly the husband) happily shouts as they burst through the door after work

Greg: Honey, I'm home! Is dinner ready yet?
Lucy: Not yet, sweetie!

by Broken English August 8, 2017

homebrero

1. A sick twist between homie and sombrero. An unlikely term of endearment for a friend, associate, or cab driver who happens to be both Mexican and African American.

2. A person with a lisp trying to pronounce the word "sombrero".

1. Wuddup my homebrero? Please take me to the corner of West and 3rd Street.

2. That man wearing a homebrero lookth thilly .

by Bennett Hansen & Joel Peterson November 11, 2008