The South Korean Hog-Tied Hoedown was a punishment used by the US army during nam to punish foul mouthed soldiers. The punishment involved hog-tying the victim and forcing them to drink 5lbs of South Korean hooker ejaculate while getting anally raped by every commanding officer. This punishment was designed to make the victims mouth and soul as dirty as the words they were using. Most people who have gone through this have never spoken again
Hey Jerry, why has Chris been so silent lately ? Oh, that's because the corporal gave him a South Korean Hogtied Hoedown, he hasn't been the same since.
by Forest_Hump6969 June 22, 2017
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Friend: Hey!! I want to show you this video on YouTube!
Me: Ok. What do you want to show me?
Friend: This......(hoedown throughdown dance)
Me: (running done the hallway to the bathroom holding my mouth closed so I dont throw up on the floor.)
Friend: Are you ok?!?!?!?!
Me: Ok. What do you want to show me?
Friend: This......(hoedown throughdown dance)
Me: (running done the hallway to the bathroom holding my mouth closed so I dont throw up on the floor.)
Friend: Are you ok?!?!?!?!
by ammi123 November 20, 2009
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Get the Hoecomplishment mug.When u and all yo frands go out and get the hoe and harvest your wheat for the season at a garden party
by scusemebiatch October 30, 2016
Get the Hoedown Throwdown mug.Where a bunch of married or just girlfriends get together and twerk on single, married, or just boyfriends that the girls dont know. Usually resulting in sex after ward because the boys love them twerking on their dicks. This causing the girl to suck his big, hairy, hard cock and use lots and lots of tongue when kissing. The hoes usually are less likely to yelp because they get sooooooooo much dick and have lots and lots more sexual experiences then any other group of girls. Some hoes prefer to have sex in groups. This is a uncommon case though. 🍆 + 🍩 = OH DADDY, 👌, 👶 (unless you use a condom and it doesn’t rip for the “👶”)
Girl: OH MY FUCK ME HARDER YOU DIRTY, DIRTY BITCH!OH YES, YOUR MY DADDY!
Guy: Mmmmmmmhh baby lets go faster! I could do this all night with how sweet and juicy your boobs, pussy ,mouth, AND ass are!! 👅
HOEDOWN FOR LIFE
Guy: Mmmmmmmhh baby lets go faster! I could do this all night with how sweet and juicy your boobs, pussy ,mouth, AND ass are!! 👅
HOEDOWN FOR LIFE
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A person whose job is to keep track of or inspect prostitutes, usually hired by a Pimp to keep track of the abundant amount of "merchandise" that he currently possess. A sub genre of the job can include ,but is not limited to, counting out the profits made by such "merchandise" and reporting back to the pimp for his piece of the cut.
A person whose job is to keep track of or inspect prostitutes, usually hired by a Pimp to keep track of the abundant amount of "merchandise" that he currently possess. A sub genre of the job can include ,but is not limited to, counting out the profits made by such "merchandise" and reporting back to the pimp for his piece of the cut.
"I got so many hoes that I lost track."-Pimp 1
"Deadass, what you need is a Hoecountant, he'll keep track of all that shit. "-Pimp 2
"Deadass, what you need is a Hoecountant, he'll keep track of all that shit. "-Pimp 2
by .vexe March 19, 2018
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