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You know that chick who lives in the Frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? Man, have I got a hoboner for her!
You know that chick who lives in the Frigidaire box behind the upholstery shop? Man, have I got a hoboner for her!
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He thinks he can get away with lies (lying bastard) he thinks he is proper solid because he had a bit of weed once or twice.
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He thinks he can get away with lies (lying bastard) he thinks he is proper solid because he had a bit of weed once or twice.
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He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there
He Also has a top haircut, with a few bald patches here and there
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3. Doing a Thomas as in self hair cut routines
4. Drinking excessively after a long day
5. The Thomas look being a Polo shirt and blazer combo
6. Receiving multiple anonymous calls
7. To own a Motorola
8. To leave a relationship after partner's loss of Grandmother
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