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Phu Hoang

Big HEADDDD. Very Massive. With a small body. n a mouth that often says "i no u r u said u r so wat am i?"
answer would be - ur gay, people say ur gay, and i say ur gay, n im a sexy cunt
by Patc September 9, 2003
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Kenneth Hoang

A man that eats ballsacks, and also shut up Juan cene.
by GANGGANGPICKICHANG October 19, 2020
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Edison Hoang

He’s like from Vietnam or Laos or some shit.

I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison

Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.

Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉

End of Act I
—Act II—

Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.

Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.

Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.

*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.

*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*

End of Act II
—Finale—

Edison: Hey. Long time no see.

Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄

Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.

*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*

—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)

Definition:

P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong
by ChineseLatkes July 28, 2021
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nguyen hoang long

Best 2022 SJI scholar!!!!!
nguyen hoang Long is the best at all subjects, bro is legend
by Ozzeii July 18, 2023
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Vũ Hoàng Sơn

he is great
Hoàng Sơn belongs to L.
by the.only.dumby August 2, 2024
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Le Hoang

ADHD, or Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, is a neurodevelopmental disorder characterized by difficulty sustaining attention, hyperactivity, and impulsivity. When someone is named Le Hoang, it's understood that they have ADHD, as this name serves as a metaphorical identifier for the condition in this context.
Girl: Is that guy over there okay?
Me: His name is Le Hoang...
Girl: Ohhh, is see. He has ADHD, right?
Me: Yes...
by FeresLSB April 22, 2024
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Cau Minh or cau Hoang

Its all in now bois, cau minh or cau hoang
by Cpt Napalm June 4, 2019
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