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urban hooking

Putting a fishing hook through a girls pussy lips and say “I GOT A FISH, I GOT A BIG FISH!”
“I was urban hooking Johns mom last night!”
by John Street Ave. February 14, 2022
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hookiebobbing

Verb. To Hookiebob. To grab onto a car bumper/car whatever and ride up a hill on a bike/shoes/face
I wanted to make it up the hill, but my bike was too hard to push. I had to hookiebob

Let's go hookiebobbing on that Ferrari
by DrParmesan August 28, 2009
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Homoking

The evolution after the Pokemon Slaking.

Generally misused as an insult even though Homoking has never done anything wrong to society. Homoking is innocent.

The image to display Homoking is two Slakings 69ing.
Slaking can only evolve to Homoking when it finds another Slaking of the same gender to 69 with.
by PamsD December 11, 2012
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Hokie Harlem

The Upper Quad at Virginia Tech in Blacksburg, VA. Hokie Harlem is the neighborhood of the famed Corps of Cadets at VT, as well as several unfortunate civilian souls.

Characterised by depressing brick buildings, instead of the traditional Hokie Stone found elsewhere on campus, Hokie Harlem is probably not as shady as the name implies, but nevertheless is not the kind of place one feels comfortable strolling alone at night.

Close proximity to the Tech electrical plant adds to the general skeeviness of the place.

Shultz dining hall is also located in Hokie Harlem.
*shudder* I just took a shortcut through Hokie Harlem. I had my Mace in my hand the whole time.
by elemental July 1, 2005
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48 hour rule (hooking up)

When trying to get with a girl and something/someone inturrepts it, one has 48 hours to seal the deal. If failed one spirals deep into the friend zone
john: Hey man my dad walked in on me and stacy last night.
rick: bro you got 48 hours to seal the deal or else its the friend zone for you.
john: ohhh the 48 hour rule (hooking up)
by mileyswag October 31, 2011
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Hokie

Courtesy of TailgateFever:
The HokieBird is an ass-kicking chicken. Actually he's a turkey, but that's not the point. The University would have you believe that "Hokie" is a word made up in 1896 by O. M. Stull in a winning entry in the school's contest for a new cheer. A closer look at the historical record reveals the startling truth that this is a poorly concocted lie created to hide a much larger conspiracy from the student body. University records reveal that in 1896, senior cadet O. M. Stull reported what would be the first of numerous sightings of a giant cartoonish bird in the mountains of southwest Virginia. Stull's commanding officer in the Corps of Cadets dismissed the report as "hokey" (a fashionable term at the turn of the century), and the giant bird soon became known as the HokieBird. Like his friends Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster, the HokieBird is simultaneously feared and adored by most humans. The sightings all report him to be a bird of great strength, great looks, and great intelligence. He has written extensively on chaos theory, nanotechnology, and the worthlessness of the Designated Hitter rule. He leaps tall buildings in a single bound, benches 405 pounds (77 reps against Akron), and has dated Jennifer Lopez, Sienna Miller, and Jessica Simpson. He has won three Nobel Peace Prizes, two Congressional Medals of Honor, and a partridge in a pear tree. He is part mascot, part super hero, and he will kick your ass.
Wahoo: Hahah, your mascot is a castrated turkey.
Hokie: ... for going to such a smart school, you're an idiot.
by VTAeries September 17, 2008
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Hooking Up

Hooking up has come to define sexual relationships for most of today's teens and young women. It can mean anything from kissing and touching to oral sex or intercourse. Vagueness is its hallmark. "A girl can say, 'I hooked up with so-and-so,' and no one knows what she did. It protects you and makes you a player at the same time," -Aparicio (Sophomore at Boston University)

<http://www.boston.com/yourlife/relationships/articles/2007/02/13/hooking_up_is_the_rage_but_is_it_healthy/>.
I was just hooking up with this guy and man did it blow my mind.
by qwerty13 March 29, 2009
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