hillyard hotpocket

When you use a hotpocket as a condom during sexual intercourse, and immediately following climax you eat that thang.

So I met this slut at the special K, and I was out of rubbers so I gave her a hillyard hotpocket.

by T69broken June 15, 2014

Highly un-Mike-ly

Something Mike would never do. Anyone named mike can use this as an excuses not to do something.

Random person : Hey Mike, want to come over and play some DDR ?

Mike : No, thats Highly Un-Mike-ly, and that just sounds flat out lame.

by Rauchy Rauch March 28, 2008

higgy

Heavy In a Good waY. Voluptuous. Curvy.

"You say she's fat; I say she's higgy."

by Strider313 December 13, 2012

highy

Opposite of a lowie

Fridgid bitches that don't put out.

Hey man, that chick is hot but i tried to hook up with her and shes a mad highy.

by FatalCure July 25, 2007

the 7 habits of highly effective teens

a stupid self help book that every freshman in hs has to read and listen to lectures about. it is amazingly redundant, all the lessons are common sense and we've been taught them all through our life. the author is really rich now because his book sold a bazillion copies, purchased by pathetic people with issues & no life.

guy-Sean, stop reading the 7 habits of highly effective teens, it's dumbing you down!

sean-But we have to pass this class to graduate.

guy-6 mnths ltr sean is stupider than he already was. dont buy this book people.

by stu March 5, 2004

Hugly

Really really hairy, like fucking hairy and ugly.
So hairy that arms need to be shaved.
Now thats fucking hairy.

Shit, Nika, you huglier than 50 cent (Gorilla)
You hugly!

by KILL ALL HUGLY CHICKS April 30, 2006

Higley Schoolgirl

1. A Higley Schoolgirl is when someone (not necessarily JUST a girl) makes a scene on a bus accusing someone else on the bus for punching them. Even more specifically punching then in the boob. Then from their they argue and the Higley Schoolgirl attacks and punches whoever they are arguing with.

2. A Higley Schoolgirl is the famous, bratty ass little girl that attended Higley High School in Higley, Arizona and she refused to stay on the bus she was not suppose to get on because it is the bus drivers job to make sure that if there is a kid on the bus that does not ride their bus they must call their parents to pick them up or drive them back to the school and wait for them to get a ride.

3. A Higley Schoolgirl can also be used as a random joke line when talking to friends. When your friend is in a situation or is about to do something shout out this phrase and whether they get it or not at least you thought it was funny.

1. "Hey buddy you lookin' at me all funny?" Fredrick says
"Yea! You punched my man tits when we got on the bus." Greg replies
Random person "OH SHIT BITCH! THEY ABOUT TO PULL A HIGLEY SCHOOLGIRL!"

2. "Did you see that Higley Schoolgirl freak out on the news last night Nathan? I would have been a snobby little shit dick too but she could of just sat down after awhile."
Nathan for some reason replies "DON'T CHYA KNOW!" in a polish accent

3. "Ok Ernie, it is your first day of school, now get on the bus and don't you pull a Higley Schoolgirl on me. Ok honey?" says Ernie's mother
"I won't mums." says Ernie

or

Kevin says "Hey should I go over and ask for a seventh free sample and see what this crazin asian does?"
Marc says "DO IT!"
Trevor says to Marc "Watch him pull a Higley Schoolgirl."

by Trevor "BLT" Balthrop April 10, 2008