Heptapilated

Someone so weak-minded and stupid that it is assumed that he probably fell on his head as a child, splitting his skull into seven sections.

A: Bro, how can fish breathe under water and not in air, yet they have a nose?
B: My man, u really be HEPTAPILATED!

by Franchek July 8, 2023

herpaderp

someone who is often made fun of due to her stupidity and obliviousness to her surroundings, is always the topic of any joke, gets made fun of constantly, trips and screams at least 200 times per day, is scared of feet. She's a total fuck but is loved by her group of friends :)

Herpaderp watch out for that door!

by gewber09 November 23, 2010

hepaghonnasyphilAIDS

The condition of simultaneously carrying Hepatitis, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, and AIDS.

It is unfortunate that my last girlfriend had hepaghonnasyphilAIDS.

by Andrukas December 7, 2003

Herpaderp

An expression made to mock the stupidity of others.

Joey: "Oh, wait... So you can't walk on the clouds?"
Steve: "Herpaderp!"

by MystM August 7, 2013

HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES

1.)A surgical creation of a connection between the gall bladder and a hepatic duct and between the intestine and the gall bladder. 2.)For everyone that thinks ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM is the longest word because PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS is a made up word,HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES owns you!

1.)The doctor says he is going to proform HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES on me.
2.) HEPATICOCHOLANGIOCHOLECYSTENTEROSTOMIES beats ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM!

by Clunie January 20, 2004

hephalump

a big, fat ugly bitch

Hakko: "outta my way hephalump"
Hephalump: "society accepts fattys now"
Hakko: "well i dont"
*kicks hephalump in the face*

by Hakko November 21, 2004

gohna-herpa-syphll-aids

an STD that is picked up from the fatty layers of the gentials of very obese individuals. This STD can only be transmitted from a woman to a man. The woman will have no side effects, but the mans genitals will start to slowly rot away. Starting from the head of the penis, down the shaft, until it reaches the testicles, and will then proceed up through the body slowly decaying you whole body. The only treatment is amputation

A man from alabama went to a party one night and got really really drunk and ended up sleeping with a 450 pound woman the next week he got "gohna-herpa-syphll-aids" and then lost his penis, one testicle, and one leg. he is now has a prostetic leg and one fake testicle and no penis.

God bless him.

by bigmenifee October 14, 2009