The "Oh Shit" Handle

The handle located near a passenger in a car. It is used in life threatening situations, usually by a spontaneous or involuntary actions.

Passenger: Can you slow down man? You're making me nervous.
Driver: I can't, I need to make it home before my parents
Passenger: Why?
Driver: I left my weed out in the den.
(driver makes a sudden right turn)
Passenger: OH SHIT! You crazy asshole, thanks for this handle though.
Driver: That's exactly why it's called The "Oh Shit" Handle.
Passenger: oh... yea.

by mschne7 June 15, 2009

man-handle

to handle roughly
to shove or push or drag around

did you see Jerry man-handle him last night when he threw him agains the wall?

by sheng-high December 7, 2006

oh shit handle

The handle conveniently located above the window used to stabilize of oneself during turbulant driving. Can be found in most vehicles above passanger windows, and sometimes above the drivers' for extra convenience. Most often used in off-road environments, such as mudding, or auto-crossing.

Ian - "let's see if we can make it through this trench at 35 mph.."

Charlie - "OH SHIT" (reaches for handle and braces for impact)

Ian - "that was sick"

Charlie - "Thank god for the oh shit handle"

by Charlie Salev January 3, 2008

Constipation Handle Bars

Handles found in public washroom stalls to aid in defecation when dietary/stress factors make it an arduous task.

"I had to shit so bad, I ripped those constipation handle bars right out of the wall"

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"What are those, constipation bars?"
"Dude, they're for the handicapped..."

by LeTigra February 10, 2009

Hend

Hend is an Arabic female name , Most beautiful girl on earth who is very intelligent and strong and very very very pretty and sexy she is a role model and is the best person is the world she is widely respected and better than everybody else omg hend is full-moon and is just so attached and every looks up to her and shes very famous and she gets the highest scores in everything. . Every hend has gorgeous big round eyes. Most people will be jealous of this girl and many people would like to use her.

'OMG, YOU ARE SUCH A HEND WOW I ASPIRE TO BE YOU'

by Jojooopop March 24, 2019

handlelocked

Literally what happens when a person outside the car tries to open a locked car door just as the person INSIDE the car is pressing the "unlock" button. The common result is that the door becomes temporarily jammed and must be opened from the inside. Both people generally blame each other.

Figurtively, it is when two people try to solve a problem at the same time in divergent ways, but their separate actions cancel each other out and cause the problem to remain frozen.

The Kurds, Sunnis, and Shiites handlelocked the country of Iraq when they tried separate ways to solve their country's problems.

by Steve Rutledge February 22, 2008

handling it

getting shit done; taking care of business, or mack-ing on ladies.

Rich did such a good job at work yesterday. Want to know why? He handled it.

Dan is handling it with Emily. They are going home tonight together.

by savannahjane August 16, 2010