Hempster

(Noun) Anyone who is stricken with an infatuation and respect for hemp because of its ecological and economical potential to promote sustainability of life in the future and quell the human induced ecocide that Big Cotton and Big Petroleum are at large for unleashing at the dawn of the modern industrial era.

Bernie Sanders and Ron Paul seem to think that the introduction of hemp into our industries could save the world by ushering out the monopolistic and polluting industries which have been destroying our planet and taking our money for more than 200 years! What a couple of hempsters!

by skatersmurf December 29, 2015

hamusta

Japanese for hamster

I know how to say hamster in japanese!
No way...
yes huh, you say "hamusta"!
lololololololololol.

by KawaiiAnime November 8, 2003

Hemosexual

Being madly in love with actress, singer and dancer, Heather Elizabeth Morris, aka, Hemo.

I'm not homosexual, I'm hemosexual!

by Dancelikeheya1 July 8, 2011

Hempstead

The place where you geta shot.

"In ah' Hempstead, you getta shot"

by Arthur March 11, 2004

Hemu

A Hemu is a Large bird known as an Emu. The H of "hemu" comes from this large bird being a Male.

Dude- Damn, that emu over there is hott
Girl- Ugh, your sick thats an HEMU!

Dude- Uhh what?
Girl- A Hemu, Male emu, dont ya know?
Dude- Uh, guess not well lemme go find a Shemu.

by Emus<3 July 1, 2011

west hempstead

Pretty chill town. For all the stigma about Long Island, West Hempstead remains a down to earth, middle class American Town. The people are generally friendly and every now and again come together for Festivals next to the town's landmark duckpond. West Hempstead is one of those places where you can expect Block parties, Fireworks on July 4th and heated little league baseball. The library also has swastika shaped study carrels, weird for a town with a substantial Jewish population.

The Stead aint Dead (West Hempstead)

by Alex the definer January 4, 2008

hemel hempstead

Possibly the greatest town in existence. Full of intelligent, friendly people and with far less chavs than most towns in the UK. Home of the beautiful architectural masterpiece known as the Kodak Tower, the tallest building in the United Kingdom. Usually ripped on by outsiders because of their extreme jealousy (see above defintions).

Outsider: I hate Hemel because I'm a sad inbred from <insert town devoid of all human intelligence>. Deep down I wish I could live there, but even if I did I know I'd never be worthy.

by prolific8 April 10, 2005