hemail 

When a person turns a simple email into an ongoing discourse on the subject with ever-escalating levels of "clarification" with each reply-all. Often accompanied by a growing list of email participants.

See also: Mansplaining

I emailed him to ask if he wanted fish for dinner. It became a family hemail covering wild caught vs farm raised fish, commercial overfishing, and territorial waters. I just wanted to know if he wanted salmon or shrimp and now his mom isn't speaking to me. So, we're having soup.

hemail by SighGuy April 18, 2023

hemajang 

Hawaiian slang word for broken, not working, does not look right.

The car involved in the accident was hemajang.

hemajang by Keoki141 October 29, 2007

hemat 

A man with a very very Big penis and Smart Brain

Hemat will have sex with many women

hemat by Bodkddk June 7, 2017

hemali 

The coolest person EVAH!

"Hemali is SO ultra rad"

hemali by say whaa February 23, 2005

hematidrosis

1. A condition of the skin to where it sweats blood.
-Jesus was believed to have hematidrosis

2. A really kick ass houston band.

1.Damn fool, you need to go to the doctor, sfter running your armpits are red.!

2. Lets go to the Java Jazz, Hematidrosis is playing there tonight.

hematidrosis by meganharlow June 19, 2008

Hematogasm 

When a man ejaculates blood.

Garrett: Dude, I was checking out that Stormy Daniels flick. Pulled it so hard that blood came out my wiener. Am I gonna die?

Bjork: No. it’s just a hematogasm but you should probably spend less time on the internet.

Hematogasm by Scout was fat. March 7, 2018

Hemang

intellectually superior then 99% of population

hemang is smarter then you

Hemang by Jack the Lad December 1, 2004