helring

A demon from the secret 10th layer of hell. She steals the genitals of grown men and slaps them with their own meat. She also rapes Satan on Tuesdays with a rubber dildo.

You better watch out or helring will come and slice off your wang and beat you with it.

by [babylon] April 7, 2008

hettinger

To be incapable of producing consistent results.

I got stoned and now the data is hettinger' ed.

by FlanaganBill July 14, 2006

heating

to be freaking out or anxious about something. mainly used when referring to being in trouble with the police.

man the cops were after me last night i was heating so bad!

by usuckblahblahblahblahblahblah September 15, 2009

hexting

Holy texting, texting holy matter to one's friends, communicating holy messages through texting.

Today Maggie was hexting me, and one was a sound hext saying a hail mary, it really uplifted my spirits.

I sexted someone....but to make up for it I hexted them later.

Hexting is addicting, I love getting holy texts!

by aballer91 April 1, 2010

Vets Helping Vets

a word a song and a call to action

Vets Helping Vets is an independent organization of men and women, not affiliated with any one organization, but work with all organizations, to try to make the world a better place where our children can once again roam this earth without the fear of going outside ~

by David Apperson March 20, 2011

Helping a friend in need

When helping your dearest friend get laid, so when you see two young girls, you set him up with the fat one as you run away with the slim, big breated, hot one.

I think I should be helping a friend in need right now.

by DannyTheMan November 19, 2007

Helbing

Nerd. All Helbings are nerds.

You are such a Helbing!

by hrp00 March 3, 2009