hefty bag

super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...

"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"

man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.

girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me

by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010

hefty biscuits and gravy

To defecate on a girl's chest, dip your balls in it, and try to get clumps of shit accumulated on your balls so they resemble biscuits and gravy, then of course all thats left to do is feed it to your lady. (optional)- you may want to share a gentle kiss with her afterward and fish out the poop shards from her teeth with your tongue.
--- XoXo have fun.

Derek gave Tina some hefty biscuits and gravy last night when they were drunk.

by Derek P. May 8, 2008

hefty

The New Cool means the same exact thing but cool is getting old

he did some hefty tricks skate boardeding then crashed. it was hefty

by Airsoft God May 29, 2007

hefty the deeg

Hefty the deeg (also known as Hefty the dog or Rover if you want to get technical!, and is the head of the religion known as DEEGISM! in this belief the only thing you need to do is feed the dog known only as hefty!) hefty is the absolute 0 of weight. it cannot be surpassed. and will always have a bigger weight than any other dog. he is a fat deeg. so deal with it!

wanna go to church?
no thx! im a deegist!
what is deegism?
its where you praise hefty the deeg
ohh really? can i be a deegist?

Rover is quite hefty eh?
he be quite a hefty deeg
the dog is pretty fat

by Per Møller Sørensen November 26, 2007

Heftyman

a girl who is totally haggard and fat who thinks she is hot.
One with a big pot belly.

Damn, look at that heftyman over there, i think I lost my appetite.

by Leeroy Milton Jenkins May 24, 2006

hefty

(noun)

describing a person of Chilean descent, who posses one or all of the following qualities:

1: little or no sexual appeal
2: insignificant social status
3: humourless

The Hefty in my 1st Block Debate class tried to impress Amy, but just ended up looking like a tool.

by Allie's Love February 19, 2009

Heftyshogon

This word informs that someone or something just completely owned or pwned something in a large amount. Use the (x) to define the object that was heftilyshoggedon

"I just shot 50 on a par 4"
"Whoa man, heftyshogon your life!"

by Bill Aref May 22, 2008