mitch hedberg

Funniest comedian alive, see crack head, lol but the best crack head.

"I type a 101 words a minute. But it's in my own language."
"If you had a friend who was a tightrope walker, and you were walking down a sidewalk, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptible..."
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."
The Grand Finally

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too."

by n333m October 19, 2004

hebbarring

The act of going to the restroom in anticipation of eating a large meal.

Newb went hebbarring before going to the restaurant in order to eat 4 servings of dumplings.

by turd smuggler April 14, 2008

Hebba

A sweet girl of unknown nationality

Dude she is hebba

by TheTrueKid69 October 7, 2019

Hebrew class

Hebrew class only has one word to describe it... HELL. I have had it every day for the past 4 years and don't understand a single word. Basically, if you have this class you're screwed. I hope that brings you comfort.

Hebrew speaking person:וואו היית נחוש להבין את זה
me: the fuck? ? This is America dumbass WE SPEAK ENGLISH

Hebrew speaking person: לעזאזל אית
me: DID YOU NOT JUST HEAR ME I NO HABLA HEBREW.

Basically Hebrew class means hell

by tenkai22345 October 27, 2020

Paul Hebein

He is the greatest nephew of Adolf Hitler and he is born in the small city of fucking, Austria. He is very attractive with his mustache but he sniffed too much crack and now he is so white. Sometimes I loose him during the daytime.

Look at this white background.
Wait.. its a human
Ahhhh.. it s a white alien, I think its Paul Hebein

by YEETMEHARDBOI November 11, 2019

hebejebes

A creepy feeling. Something that scares you and gives you a sence of NO GOOD!!!

I was watching Alien and the chest burster gave me the Hebejebes

by phatdave December 29, 2007

heblew

A homosexual Jewish male. As in reference to "Hebrew".

What do you call a gay Jewish dude?

A He-Blew!

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005