Bob Marley in a headlock

A woman with very hairy armpits, therefore looking like she has bob marley in a headlock

"Wow dude, look at the birds hairy armpits"

"HAHA, it looks like she has bob marley in a headlock"

by Jimmothy_Brap_Brap_Brap June 10, 2009

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Don King in a headlock

A massive pubic thatch comparible to that of famous boxing promoter Don King

I whipped down her kegs and her muff looked like Don King in a headlock

by Wilkiniho October 23, 2009

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bean and cheese headlock

when a person (most commonly a woman) puts you in a headlock with there legs, and shits and piss's on your face at the same time.

Dude Becky gave me a bean and cheese headlock and now I have piss in my hair and shit in my teeth.

by TreeRatRecords December 3, 2009

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Theresa yelled across the showroom saying, “Haeeey Mark!.” (She was seated at a desk in a skirt with no undergarment)... Mark gazes over but before he can make eye contact, his eyes peer up from the floor but are caught looking her beaver dead in the face, and said “H h heyyy Theresa” (Marks mind was stained forever) ...fast-forward two days..(Mark is in the warehouse talkin’ shop with tha boys) He says to the group, “man I was grabbing some button caps and Theresa calls my name and dammit if I didn’t see her monkey in a headlock!” (Store manager overheard and rather than addressing the matter he instead nailed some plywood to the back of her desk.) conclusion~Monkey sedated; monkey caged.

by Circumcised tortoise December 29, 2018

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