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Throw some Headbutts

An expression used to threaten violence in a friendly manner, usually someone who can't think quickly enough to come up with a real insult. Can be used in conjunction with "shit on your chest"
be careful moite, or i will have to throw some headbutts, if you don't stop being batty, I will have to throw some headbutts then pin you down and shit on your chest
by lidzboizlidz September 26, 2013
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Headbust

A word used when a person does something really stupid
"Yo Eyob, look at Daniel trying to kill Sean when the cops are right beside him!"
"HEADBUST!!"
by rtrttttt December 20, 2017
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Fridge Headbutter

A person who is so unfortunately ugly; they appear to have spent a whole week, none stop, smashing their face against a fridge to create the full mangled look. For an added feature, the same monster can sometimes complete their metamorphasis by kissing a hot iron.
Tony: Hey Tez, i think we should get the fuck out of here, theres a right beast approaching!

Tez: Don't worry Tony, it's just Vanessa, She's a fridge headbutter!

Tony: All the same mate - I'd rather leave before this ugly bitch takes us hostage.
by Kingmaster007 August 21, 2011
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Headbust

When something, or a specific situation, feels so mentally retarded that it feels like your head is going to literally break open.
Goon 1: “ Yoo xD I spent my whole welly check on dr00gs”
Goon 2: “.... You can always panhandle
Goon 1 & 2: “IT’S A HEADBUST TING!!!”
by wtsquaaxox May 21, 2018
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pendleton head butt

When a girl is going down on you, and she is coming up for air you whip lash her as hard as you can with your "head" on her forehead so that a mushroom tattoo appears.
Girl: "::Slurp slurp, gasp::"
Pendleton: ::thwack::
Girl: "Ow why did you do that!"
Pendleton: "PENDLETON HEAD BUTT BITCH!"
by haikumaster February 29, 2008
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Viking Head Butt

When you are fucking a chick in the ass, and right when you are about to cum, you chop off her head, and quickly burn down their house, then ejaculate on the remains.
by Walkerlol Texaslol Rangerlol February 2, 2009
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headbutting me undies

Australian term. To be on the point of shitting yourself or needing a shit very badly.
Nick: "I nearly shit myself yesterday....it was headbutting me undies"
by fuelline February 14, 2018
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