gorilla in the headlock

Excessive amount of pubic hair.

Girl, you need to take care of that gorilla in the headlock!

by Zoo animales May 1, 2018

harlocks.wife

Hi, you are a very cool mutual and your art is amazing,

“harlocks.wife is super duper cool 😎”

by Nakey February 4, 2022

headlock

When receiving a blow job and the head of the penis gets stuck in the girls throat causing her to pass out leaving her vulnerable for anal rape

dude, your mom and i had a headlock last night

by jkldea134 April 27, 2015

greek headlock

in wrestling match vs. an opponent you put your hand down the back of their pants and put your thumb in their butt-whole and your ring and middle finger in their vagina and pick them up like a six-pack

So my roommate was drunk and kept trying to wrastle me so I put her in a Greek head lock and took her to her room

Cheney was infuriated by G-dubs foreign policy so he put him in a Greek headlock.

by danimal799 July 11, 2010

Headlock

Where the woman is on top thrusting ever so gently, just as she comes to the top of the penis head, she squeezes her pussy walls therefore locking the males penis in her vagina.

"Damn that girl has a good headlock"

by The Headlock founder and CEO November 1, 2008

Hadlock

A cutie that hates (almost)everyone

"Everyones an effing fagot"-Hadlock

"We're not friends anymore"-Hadlock

"Let's has an apostrophe in it dumb ass"-Hadlock

"Get away from me fagot"-Hadlock

"Everyone's an idiot"-Hadlock

by C4rl M4rx May 14, 2008

canadian headlock

When someone tries to guilt trip you and you reverse it and put the guilt on them so that they can't pressure you

John tried to give me a guilt trip for not going to the bar with him, so i mentioned how he dropped my party last week, i put him in a canadian headlock

by Haaksan May 3, 2016