Hattie 

The most beautiful girl you know. She can never get off your mind. She has a great sense of humor. She is an awesome artist and really athletic. An awesome friend and maybe an even better girlfriend. All the girls want to be like Hattie. You want to tell her everything but she is so beautiful you get tongue tied. She is a very hard worker. She cooks the most amazing food. She is very smart and you can talk about whatever you want with her. Hattie= the most amazing girl in the world.

Wow look at that amazing girl!
Dude that's Hattie

Hattie by Hi4134014 April 6, 2013

Tin Hatter 

A totally consumed Conspiracist that is CONSTANTLY trying to convince you that conspiracies are true.

I cant believe all the wild and crazy stories you keep telling me man, I don't want to hear it - your a Tin Hatter.

Tin Hatter by Busters March 18, 2010

Hattie 

One of the nicest people you will wver meet. She is fun and a little strange....but that's ok because you are too!

You have the BEST times together!

You will most likely have special inside jokes and stories with meanings with a Hattie

Hey Hattie.... Lets play THE GAME!

Hattie by La Belle Rose September 28, 2012

flat hatting 

When a plane fly’s low to the ground at high speed. This is often done at air shows. The maneuver’s are exiting but dangerous. The military have regulations against this practice. Pilots have been known too break these rules. An accident in Italy in 1998 was blamed on flat hatting. A military plane flying at low altitude and high velocity severed a cable on a ski lift. The gondola 🚠 with 20 ppl fell to the ground killing all aboard.

Local residents have complained about planes flat hatting over their houses. The low flying planes are noisy and distracting.

flat hatting by chucky lavinder November 27, 2019

Hattitude 

Attitude that comes with the wearing of certain hats.....like:

Hats that are rare.
Hats that are really expensive.
Hats that show authority.
Hats that denote a fraternity or club/group.

That frat boy really has a bad hattitude.

Hattitude by amnesiavictim April 9, 2009

Hotty gets the Shotty 

A phrase used, either ironically or seriously, to reserve the front passenger (a.k.a. shotgun) seat of a vehicle for yourself, under the pretense that you deserve to ride shotgun because of your good looks. Girls are more likely to say this than guys, but either sex can use it.

Sean: "Shotgun!"

Erin: "Nope, hotty gets the shotty!"

Sean: "WTF? Whatever, but I pick what we listen to."

Brigette: "ROFL you guys, just get in the car!"

Hotty gets the Shotty by Ranbuknarlakingston November 27, 2011

Hitty Knee

-DO NOT CONFUSE WITH FORKY EYE-

A game native to Castlegregory, commonly played when irrecoverably gargled. Hitty Knee involves any amount of players above two people.

Everyone sits in a circle, with one knee facing into the centre. One person is given the immeasurable honour of having the first go. They can choose to either lightly caress or thwomp the bejesus out of another players knee. It is now that persons turn.
The game continues like this until the *Final Round*.
For the final round, every player chooses an available knee (other than their own) and gently, affectionately drapes their hand over said knee, keeping it there.

*Bonus Quickfire Round*
The game accelerates to ludicrous speed, with everyone putting the full force of a god into their swing.

"Ay Darren, how about a good game of hitty knee?"
"Sure sign me up there now buachaill"

Hitty Knee by Peanuts Baker April 8, 2018