hatdad

a dad who is constantly wearing a hat. most likely covering up baldness or protecting the head from the sun. or maybe just because it looks cool.
also the hat is most commonly a baseball cap.

kimmy and kiefer's dads are hatdads. hatdad smith and hatdad rabe always wear their hats to cover up their baldness.

by fuckel January 17, 2009

Haedanne

She is very weird at sometimes. She can be very quiet but once she warms up to you she can talk slot but it could take a while. She is very kind and a nice person and she's really pretty on the inside and outside. She loves to adventure and loves horses and dogs. She may have a few friends but that doesn't stop her from making more. She can be very funny at times and very weird at times. If you have a hard Anne in your life she's a keeper.She also most likely has a cousin named lexi.

Guy friend: Omg your dating a haedanne?

Guy: yeah bro shes so hot

by His ehdj January 8, 2022

Newborn Hatian

When you take a hot shit and even though it's your own work it makes you want to choke.

Man, I had a Newborn Hatian this morning. It stunk so bad I almost threw up!

by miggelzworth October 19, 2010

Hardan

A circumsized looking penis who was mistaken for being a pervert at secondary school. His hair always stands up like it has had penile erections round the clock. His fathers condom failed during sex and he admits it.

He is so Hardan.

by UsUs95 November 17, 2011

Tighter than Dick's Hatband

Refers to Dick Tracy's Hat. He could jump out of a plane and his hat wouldn't move.

That lid is tighter than Dick's hatband

by Luckydogboats September 27, 2021

Hatranomix

The art of taking Hating to the level of doctorate. Knowing how to hate like a heart surgeon knows surgery. Being beyond just a master.

Aw shit she's cry and he only said one sentence. You know he's got that PHD in Hatranomix

by Swampus April 26, 2011

Haidance

Haidance is an asshole. She has no friends and she cries about boys all the damn time. If you are friends with her and she wants you to set her up with someone, her main quote is “make him date me”. If you ever come across her, DO NOT be friends with her (it’s all a trap). HAHAHAHA JKJK! Haidance is my best freaking friend, she told me to make a mean one about her lmao.

You: “you like that boy?”
Haidance: “yeah, make him date me!”
Boy: *runs*

by anonymous.hoe101 October 15, 2019