by Melanie434 June 16, 2007
Get the Hasselhoff mug.Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.
Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc
Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...
Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...
by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009
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by 72andsunny January 14, 2015
Get the hasselhoffing mug.1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff
1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?
by Rind November 11, 2003
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A literal God among men.
Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.
His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.
The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.
Go see it.
A literal God among men.
Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.
His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.
The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.
Go see it.
by Harry S. Truman October 27, 2004
Get the Hasselhoff mug.A phrase spoken to someone after sneezing, as if to protect, or guard from evil spirits; May be used in place of "God Bless You"
Hasselhoff.
by chiggity chops July 5, 2009
Get the Hasselhoff mug.The act of getting really drunk then going home and eating and making a mess. ie David Hasselloff likes to get drunk and eat Wendy's chesseburgers on his bathroom floor.
by Brynnski March 1, 2010
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