hashtagslag

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.

Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!

by maddog01 January 13, 2014

hashtag that in your cereal

"suck it" "how about them apples" "you thought it was this way but it's that way"

Person 1: Hey got any ice cream left?

Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!

Person 1: Wait there's none left!

Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal

by zugs May 4, 2020

triple hashtag wanker

A specific type of wanker who constantly uses three hashtags in every Twitter post.

I just can't read Andy's posts. He is a totally a triple hashtag wanker. #completely #a #wanker

by ChiefPoof May 27, 2016

the shit has hit the fan

A way of announcing to people that something really dramatic has happened. Usually involves chaos and often violence.

"Hey have you seen what's going on out there?"
"No what is it?"
"Jack got caught cheating on his girlfriend and the shit has hit the fan"

by Gump92 October 29, 2013

Harshit

Trendy, Popular, Sexy, Smart, Manly, attrative, and in style will all define the essence of what a Harshit is. They are well respected and loved by all. A really cute guy that every girl wants. Super sexy with a great personality

Oh check out that Harshit is so frikin sexy, he blows my mind

by Manchau78 May 26, 2018

Hashir

Hashir is the best example of a man what a man should do. He makes you happy even if he himself is sad. He is a tall, handsome, tanned guy with dark brown hair and from the origins of KPK. He is a cute guy who is a blessing sent from above, the tall, cute, quiet guy who every girl wants to be with and every guy wants to become like. They make awesome boyfriends <3

oh did you see how heavenly Hashir looked today?

by mari19991 June 15, 2019

hashtag dejour

the hot topic of the day - referring to the twitter use of the '#' symbol to address a specific topic

e.g. 1: hey tweeps what's going on? what's the hashtag dejour?

e.g. 2: I will not tweet anything cynical about the hashtag dejour if you tell me which channel the royal wedding is NOT on

by Peter Greenwall May 21, 2011