Harry Potter

THE WORST BOOK EVER WRITTEN. SHITTY CHARACTERS, BAD DIALOGUE AND A BORING PLOT. TWILIGHT AND LOTR ARE SO MUCH BETTER!!!
Person #1- "Hey are you going to see the new Harry Potter movie?"

Person #2- "I would rather get hit by a bus"
by musicnerd November 20, 2010
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That skinny kid in glasses who says incendio and you burst into flames
Harry Potter: Incendio!
Guy: AAAAAHHHHH! I'm burning!
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a famous wizard in the wizarding world who survived the most powerful wizard, Voldemort's attack on him, and has a thunderbolt-shaped scar across his forehead, and wears glasses, and has jet black-hair.
by aya December 10, 2003
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The Harry Potter

A man jerks off and then, using the semen that has accumulated on the tip of his dick, draws a lightning bolt on his partner's forehead.

After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.
Dude I gave that slut Jessica The Harry Potter, she is gonna be pissed when she finds out her parents are dead.
by Tubby McAwesome July 28, 2009
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Harry Potter

One of the gayest book series ever written. Written for D&D nerds who live in their parents' basements and for children. As well as Satan worshippers. Often compared to an even gayer book series: Twilight.
Goth boy: OMG, Harry Potter is SO f***in' awesome!
Normal boy: STFU, you stupid gothsucker.
by MetalHead16 August 20, 2010
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His harry potter didn't even get that big!

He whipped out his harry potter

Daniel Radcliffe showed his harry potter in Equus

Harry played with his harry potter
by Celliquanise October 10, 2007
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A sexual move where a man comes on the woman's forehead in the shape of a lightening bolt, symbolizing that which is on the forehead of the popular character Harry Potter
Joe: "Dude, i gave her a MEAN Harry Potter last night, check out this pic of that lightening bolt!"
by XSVFTW April 03, 2009
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