Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

haint

A ghost; a haunt; a spirit.

She was terrified of the haint that kept showing itself to her at midnight.

by CtotheK September 16, 2006

Hanti

When Shrek aggressively and sexually confronts a person whose name is Santi, and he doesn't even talk about the hanti, he just wants his panti's, and don't even talk about the fanti.

"Don't even talk about the hanti"

by Jib Nuboritous March 3, 2018

hainted

A pronunciation of haunted used primarily in the rural south

The elevator in my highrise is hainted, and so scary that bums won't even go in there to pee.

by Oren November 17, 2004

harness lane guys

a group of friends who are raging alcoholics and love it. they go by the names of bryan jj dylan kyle and brendan, ask about them.

these harness lane guys are the coolest ever.

by bryan arz July 4, 2008

Harneet

sweet and intelligent person

my friend Harneet is a great girl

by Sarah Louis Perez April 23, 2009

Harnafarna

Used to describe the babbling of a Belfast youth due to the combination of the constant stream of words uttered in the local accent, the speed of speech and the complete nonsense of whatever is said.

Aye mate, we went down ta Jonty's wi' a carry out, we were already full like, then I seen yer man from Friday nite and bate the head off 'im.

*To everyone else it sounds like "Harnafarna harnafarna harnafarna harnafarna ."

by lo_volt January 13, 2008