Lipstick Harmonica

When you’re going down on a girl on her period and it tastes like iron.

“babe, you on your period? It tastes like a lipstick harmonica”

by Iliterallycannothearyou January 22, 2018

duel harmonica

Two sexual partners lips running up and down the shaft of a penis at the same time

These two girls went down on me and gave me a duel harmonica

by Sillypills January 03, 2018

Gagging Harmonica

The act of nutting on a girl’s tits and then motorboating them immediately after. When the man’s lips meet the woman’s breasts, the resulting sound will be that of a harmonica as the man simultaneously gags on his own beat juice.

Tyrant: Dude I was playing my guitar and harmonica last night. I love jamming, it’s my passion.

The Boss: Bro I was jamming too. I performed a Gagging Harmonica last night. I splooged on my wife’s tits and then proceeded to play “Piano Man” by Billy Joel. I made it about a minute before I started gagging on my Spunk.

Tyrant: Bro we should perform a duet. I love piano man!

by Stoney69 April 18, 2019

the hillbilly harmonica

To place a music instrument into you partners mouth while having sex in the doggy style position

Have you ever done the Hillbilly Harmonica?

What's that.

Its when you put a Harmonica in her mouth while you're balls deep, riding her like a pig.

by porkchopp69 November 09, 2020

Russian harmonica

Sexual act that involves a simultaneous “rim job” and “blow job”. Performed on one receiving partner.

I asked her and her friend did they know how to play the Russian harmonica.

by curt coldbain April 06, 2021

Ham Harmonica

When a girl sucks up and down the side of your penis lengthwise, like eating a cob of corn.

Dave: Hey Rocco, where did you and Nikki run off to after the BBQ last night?
Rocco: Oh man, she go so worked up after eating 4 cobs of corn at dinner, she took me out behind the horse barn and played the Ham Harmonica on me!

by DanaFX October 31, 2021

Harmonica Dick

noun

A dick with a much less that average length, but is, similar to a harmonica, extremly wide. Also like a harmonica, it is easily blown.

Jenny: Karol, your dad is weird!
Karol: Hey! No he isn't!
Jenny: He gave me harmonica dick!
Karol:...I think it's good...

by Tiberius Declemont December 27, 2018