Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”
by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020
Get the Hark, I hear postil shits!mug. A big daddy who is super sexy and a big teddy bear. A Hark is a scary looking person but is so sweet. A Hark could also punt kick anyone bc he is a big daddy. Usually you’ll see a Hark around hot blonde bitches.
by slutmeout696969 October 30, 2023
Get the Harkmug. A hark twa is something that happens when 2 guys bend down together and spit at the same time at each other and before you know it they fucking each other.
by Residentdoom January 21, 2025
Get the hark twamug. The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.
"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."
by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011
Get the Hark Eek Lowmug. When a person is acting extremely sarcastic and passive aggressive towards you, making you feel small
by hdjksl November 17, 2022
Get the harkness energymug. A noise of exitement
by Almosttoasty October 11, 2020
Get the HARKmug. The act of Spanking your monkey after dipping your hand in Cream Cheese Frosting, Then switching to the left hand that's covered in shit from fisting a friend. All the while exclaiming "Im Harking It." or, "I'm Harking it so good right now!"
by anonymous March 31, 2025
Get the Harking Itmug.