Dead Haps 

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

Dead Haps by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may 

The ultimate form of whomst've. If you get hit with this, you're fuckin' dead, kiddo.

Greg: @everyone
Fred: Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may pinged!?

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'n't'haps'may by A. RANDOMGUY October 14, 2021

Hapsad 

When you are crying tears of joy.

"I am so hapsad Ellen!" Carrie said as she cried tears of happiness for Ellen's safe return.

Hapsad by I am hapsad right now May 25, 2008

hapsy

a delightful combination of feeling both happy and tipsy.

I'm feeling so hapsy right now!

hapsy by Chreeesta August 19, 2008

Tzlilim/Tslilim shel Hapshan 

A high pitched squirming noise in hebrew produced by individuals who never do anything and are totaly lazy.

Omri: Wanna hear my Tzlilim/Tslilim Shel Hapshan?
Ron: ??
Omri: *Very High Pitched" Ronnnnnnnn

Tzlilim/Tslilim shel Hapshan by niggozaurus June 22, 2023

Hapster 

Opposite of hipster. Dresses like a normal person and claims to have done stuff after it was cool and left the pop culture scene.

"Dude, I love Bowling For Soup."
"That band is 20 years old. Where have you been?"

"I'm a hapster man. Leave me alone."

Hapster by Thug 9 August 18, 2014

hapset 

adj. feeling both happy and upset because of your confilicting perspectives/feelings on/about the same situation, event, incident, etc.

other forms: adj. happsetting

John: Hey, Alpha, did you hear about Mary’s promotion?

Alpha: Yeah, I did. I'm pretty hapset about it though. Mary’s my good friend and I’m happy for her and all, but I was counting on them choosing me over her.

hapset by rhyvr0 September 8, 2009