Cheesy Handy

When you put cheese wiz in between your fingers and proceed to give someone a handjob. If people can put whipped cream on their nipples why can't I put cheese wiz on my penis?

"Hey hon why don't you give me a cheesy handy tonight?"

by bugprsn July 20, 2019

Vandy Handy

A Vandy Handy is when a college coed (from said school) nakedly stands on her head with with legs spread wide in a "V" while simultaneously giving a hand job to the guy. The Vandy Handy is completed when the guy cums on the coed's chin.

Eric drunkenly left the party with that sorority girl and headed back to the apartment, where she gave him a Vandy Handy.

by dirt nasty d October 3, 2011

Haley

Haley is the name of a girl (or a boy if your parents rolled that way) that is down to earth and wants to make others smile. Someone with the name Haley knows self sacrifice, heartbreak, and a longing to be near the people who matter most. Although their are some down sides, because the name haley means down to dart that means people will take advantage of your friendship, so be careful; someone you thought was your BFFL could be your next enemy. Someone with the name Haley is extremely nice, considerate, and of course sexy. A Haley might even be stubborn and strong willed, also a animal lover!

DAMN! That girls name must be Haley with that ass.
Haley is the Sweetest girl in the class room.

by TheDayDreamer December 15, 2014

Handygram

The act of giving the gift of a Hand Job, for any Holiday.

Tom: Guess what I got for Valentine's day?
Josh: What did you get?
Tom: Paige gave me a Handygram, and I came everywhere.
Josh: NO WAY!! I got one too!!

by Founders People November 2, 2010

Handy J

slang term for a hand job. Also a car wash in the San Fernando Valley.

She got on her knees and gave me the ole' Handy J.

by Bojangles December 29, 2004

Handy-Sam

The act of grabbing a person's hands and shoving them down your pants with the hopes of getting a handjob.

So I gave Brittany the ol' Handy-Sam last night, and she went with it!

by SammyD23 May 20, 2010

Haley James Scott

The hottest momma, wife, teacher, singer, producer in a small fictional town named Tree Hill. She's a nice balance between fiesty-sweet, sexy-classy and intelligent-down to earth.

Nanny Carrie: I need to get my stuff...
Haley James Scott: It's in the garage. Boxes are marked whore. I'll have the keys now.

by simplequinn October 17, 2008