Handbananna

A dog like creature native to northern New Jersey that appeared on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Although it seems to act like a normal dog, it will pick a person at random to be their victim. The creature will psychically inform them of his intentions and repeatedly anally rape them. These can be created with a create with a make your own dog kit 1.0.

Is that you Handbananna ?
oh god
not my asshole. oh god.

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I only know three words, 'sit' 'stay' and 'rape.'

by john4368 March 5, 2009

hell in a handbasket

See up shit creek without a paddle

Gametalk.com has gone to hell in a handbasket, and I am largely responsible for that.

by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006

Nigger Handball

Nigger Handball, commonly known as Basketball (please see NBA ) is a team sport in which two teams of five active players each try to score points against one another by propelling a ball through a 10 feet (3 m) high hoop (the goal) under organized rules.

EX 1. Wife: Bob what is that you are watching on TV?
Bob: Oh nothing honey, just some Nigger Handball .

by skiddeeznutz January 27, 2009

Kate Spade Handbag

Not unlike the current alternative definition for the word 'beard', 'The Kate Spade Handbag' is a metaphor for the use of a person (in this case a man) for the masking of homosexuality. The lesbian in question can sometimes be found engaging in penetrative coitus with their handbag, and will most likely pretend to be in a committed relationship to conceal the fact that she is a raging carpet muncher. Other frequent signs are usually the lack of desire to fellate the handbag's penis and/or the history of previous lesbianism.

David mate you're her Kate Spade handbag, I'm 100% sure your birds a dyke.

Guys Diana won't suck me off... do you think i'm her Kate Spade Handbag?

Hey priscille! Maybe I can just pretenddd not like licking your minge? You know....get a Kate Spade handbag OK let's scissor!

by phallicconnoisseur June 27, 2019

handbalming

Offloading product or stock from a truck or a pallet in a warehouse by hand, usually in a quick, orderly manner. The word is often mistaken for "handbombing", which is how it is pronounced.

The forklift is broken, so we've been handbalming all the stock ourselves.

by ExpertTrucker March 9, 2009

Abo's handbag

An Abo's handbag refers to the plastic bag that is used to contain the cheap wine (goon) sold in cardboard boxes. The bag has a tap attached that can be pressed to release the wine.

Abo is slang for an Aborigine....the native race of Australia. Aborigines are considered alcoholics by many.

"My turn on the Goon mate, pass me the Abo's handbag".

by PerpetualTraveller May 16, 2007

climb into the handbasket

An invitation to go on a trip, using a handbasket as transportation; derived from the phrase, go hell in a handbasket.

When you climb into the handbasket, be sure to take your lies with you.

by Downstrike November 6, 2006