hatstand

(adj.) Insane, particularly if characterised by exaggerated or cartoonish behaviour ; gibbering in an nonsensical fashion. (After Roger Irrelevant in Viz magazine.)

He stood in the corner shouting, "Wibble! Wibble! More beetroot, Archdeacon?" I'm afraid he's gone completely hatstand.

by Johnny S. April 1, 2003

handstinence

the act of waiting until marriage to h*ld h*nds with your partner.

friend: dude did you smash?
you: yeah
friend: did you h*ld h*nds?
you: no bro i practice handstinence

by girlwtpho August 27, 2019

Manchurian Headstand

The act of using a bottle as an anal alcohol injector. An empty glass bottle (usually a beer bottle) is lubricated at the neck (usually with vaseline) and a quantity of hard licor is poured into the bottle. The end of the bottle is then inserted into the anus, and the person does a head-stand, or inclines the body, so that the alcohol flows into the rectum, where it will be absorbed more quickly, and effectively.

Dude. Nikos, Gaurav, Oliv' and Jahawi all did manchurian headstands last night. After two shots of rum, they were all drunk off their asses. Literally.

by Michael L Smith October 3, 2006

Handstanderbate

V. the act of masturbating while doing a handstand

Dude, last night i handstanderbated!

by xoval January 19, 2011

Handstands

The newest and best kept secret at EVHS which has begun to gain popularity in the student body. Shirts are now being made under the Handstands name, and the word, and its products, are starting to appear on other campuses in the area as well. The people who started it tell us that they are not allowed to tell us what it means, but do let us know that a select few have been told. There are rumors that 19 confidents have been told the definition, as 'Handstands' seems to have ties with the 19 Community.

student 1: Hey my new "We Run EV" shirt from the Handstand guys just came in!
student 2: Really? My cousin at MP just bought one at the basketball game, and I have the original "I Love Handstands" one.
student 3: What're Handstands?
student 1: I don't know, but who cares?

by Student at EVHS October 21, 2009

landstander

One who fights adamantly for a certain cause.

This word originates from the now-canceled animated series Home Movies, in which one episode featured the main character in a movie playing an ancient warrior called the Landstander, who simply wanted to "stand on land!"

"Dude, why do care so much about that old cartoon? You're such a landstander."

by megas_ex_machina August 25, 2005

Handtarded

When someone has large, clumsy hands. capable of causing destruction wherever they go.

I Snapped COD when i picked it up, sorry man.

Thats 'cos your fucking handtarded!

by Pupling December 2, 2011