talk to the hand

a ghetto term, usually used by nappy ho's. Equivalent of "whatever"

a "talk to the hand" will usually earn your face a quick conference with the fist

by rob March 9, 2004

Why did it teleport to my hand

A thing to say to someone if you would jerk off to them ironically

Video* of a naked black man*
Me: why did it teleport to my hand so quickly

by Tigre touchant June 12, 2022

talk to the hand

piss off

you'd be as well to talk to the hand 'cos I ain't gonna listen to you anyway.

by Ian Maxtone February 4, 2004

talk to the hand

the person who says this to you is telling you not to talk/disturb her. Brilliant but rude

'Hey can I ask you something?' - 'Talk to the hand!'

by ira September 4, 2003

talk to the hand

I don't want to hear what you're saying.

She didn't want to hear his excuses and told him to "talk to the hand."

by Nitewing \'98 September 2, 2003

talk to the hand

Don't know, don't care, and won't fucking listen to your stupid ass mouth rattling on about trivial only important to you bullshit.

Valerie examined her chipped nail while holding her hand up as her 15 year old daughter begged the hand to go to the local rave party.

by Dana Hawn August 31, 2003

talk to the hand

Dumb valley-girl saying, usually said while holding up one's hand and bobbing one's head like a dumbass. Said mainly during the '90s, during a time where such shallow blonde-speak was almost acceptable. Nowadays, though, saying "talk to the hand" will cause one to become ostracized, or yield a swift beating.

"She was frontin' so I made the bitch talk to the hand."

by James September 3, 2003