On a handshake I agreed to fix my girlfriends car and she agreed to by me dinner, instead she gave me a hand job.
by Caveat Emptor August 08, 2013
by sutf November 21, 2011
by vartansgal October 12, 2003
'its impossible for an infantophile to get a hand job without straying well away from their tastes'
'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'
ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan
'why are you telling me this just before I walk down the aisle to get married granddad?'
ways to expose your glans disappointing 3rd date things to do with someone else's hand masseur Bob Dylan
by Natalie Blortman January 05, 2014
A manicure.
I went into the spa and asked for a hand job. They sat me down at a table and the technician across from me buffed my nails, trimmed my cuticles, and massaged lotion into my hands. It was a relaxing experience and I left satisfied.
by Grammy in the Red House January 17, 2010
(n) a derogatory word that can be substituted for any other derogatory word.
synonyms: asshole, douchebag, faggot, tool, dumbass...etc.
synonyms: asshole, douchebag, faggot, tool, dumbass...etc.
by Na + H20 -> H2 + NaOH February 04, 2010
A hand job that is excruciatingly painful and is always given by an elegant girl. Often, the girl mistakes the male's squirms and cries of pain to be of pleasure. As a result, the girl's hands squeeze tighter. In origins, the ancient Mesopotamian name "Abby," was given to those of great power and beauty.
Derek: ahhh....ughhh....aaGGHHGHHH!
Abby: Harder? Okay!
Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!
Abby: What? Use both hands?
Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
Abby: Harder? Okay!
Derek: ..ARRGGGNNNNHNLARIFAFIAFIIGGHHH..AHHH! AHHHGGHH ABBY'S HAND JOB HAND!! AGHHHHHHH!
Abby: What? Use both hands?
Derek: RAHGAHGHRGRHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHAGH!
by jayissohardcoreheisonfire December 05, 2010